spndlst
@spndlst.bsky.social
My cuck chair is a yoga ball
September 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My cuck chair is a yoga ball
My strongest conviction is that egg sandwiches should always be 4 dollars
August 22, 2026 at 5:33 PM
My strongest conviction is that egg sandwiches should always be 4 dollars
Worms in apples. Don’t see much about that these days.
June 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Worms in apples. Don’t see much about that these days.
Cinnamon? You’re talking to a certified cardamom boy
May 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Cinnamon? You’re talking to a certified cardamom boy
One good thing about our modern times is that words like “device,” “doohickey,” and “contraption” are back in the lexicon
May 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
One good thing about our modern times is that words like “device,” “doohickey,” and “contraption” are back in the lexicon
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i gotta figure even if all this was what you wanted ideologically you’re probably still like ah christ is that fucking kid rock again
April 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i gotta figure even if all this was what you wanted ideologically you’re probably still like ah christ is that fucking kid rock again
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Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass https://theonion.com/nation-enthralled-by-adult-man-with-huge-juicy-ass/
April 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass https://theonion.com/nation-enthralled-by-adult-man-with-huge-juicy-ass/
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[in shower]
“time to clean the traps,” i announce as i start scrubbing my underwear area
“time to clean the traps,” i announce as i start scrubbing my underwear area
March 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
[in shower]
“time to clean the traps,” i announce as i start scrubbing my underwear area
“time to clean the traps,” i announce as i start scrubbing my underwear area
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this is exactly why the whole "CEO of america" nonsense is DOA. this is what CEOs do. hey lets spend billions on the metaverse. whoops okay whatever. we dont need guys taking a flier on horseshit in the hopes of juicing the stocks. we need fuckin Statecraft. different shit
March 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
this is exactly why the whole "CEO of america" nonsense is DOA. this is what CEOs do. hey lets spend billions on the metaverse. whoops okay whatever. we dont need guys taking a flier on horseshit in the hopes of juicing the stocks. we need fuckin Statecraft. different shit
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US English: I'm in the bathroom
UK English: I am at toilet
UK English: I am at toilet
March 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
US English: I'm in the bathroom
UK English: I am at toilet
UK English: I am at toilet
Maybe some of us like it when our leaders are completely unprincipled? Have you thought about that?
Gavin Newsom confirms he is a Zionist.
He says he “reveres the State of Israel” and is “proud to support the State of Israel.”
He also says he regrets using the word apartheid to describe Israel and clarifies he was only channeling Tom Friedman’s concerns about where Israel was headed under Bibi..
He says he “reveres the State of Israel” and is “proud to support the State of Israel.”
He also says he regrets using the word apartheid to describe Israel and clarifies he was only channeling Tom Friedman’s concerns about where Israel was headed under Bibi..
March 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Maybe some of us like it when our leaders are completely unprincipled? Have you thought about that?
FROG and TOAD knuckle tats
March 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
FROG and TOAD knuckle tats
We’re speed running the 70s right now, but take heart, for it will end with us getting our woke Reagan
March 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
We’re speed running the 70s right now, but take heart, for it will end with us getting our woke Reagan
Starting to worry that we might be the ones fucking around and finding out
March 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Starting to worry that we might be the ones fucking around and finding out
Have we considered that Ben Shapiros eyebrow situation is just letting them grow out? It’s his version of going full bush?
March 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Have we considered that Ben Shapiros eyebrow situation is just letting them grow out? It’s his version of going full bush?
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for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
March 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
Going papi mode this weekend
March 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Going papi mode this weekend
Barron give him your blood. For America.
whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
March 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Barron give him your blood. For America.
Time for hegseth to fulfill his destiny as America’s hermann gorring
March 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Time for hegseth to fulfill his destiny as America’s hermann gorring
Hard to believe it’s only been 25 years and we’ve already built up enough 9/11 points to get another one
February 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hard to believe it’s only been 25 years and we’ve already built up enough 9/11 points to get another one
Happy new mitski day to all my fellow sad girls
February 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Happy new mitski day to all my fellow sad girls
I love my smooth brain, and yours
February 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I love my smooth brain, and yours
So how soon until one of the looksmaxxers murders another one?
February 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
So how soon until one of the looksmaxxers murders another one?
