Brian
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Brian
@spoonitoria.bsky.social
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Irish Rail: We are bringing back sandwiches on the trains

[everyone cheers]

Irish Rail: For some inexplicable reason, the sandwiches are AI slop

[everyone boos]
August 21, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Almost a century later and guess what
August 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It’s never been more over giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... How I got into Berghain, Berlin’s notoriously selective club
How I got into Berghain, Berlin’s notoriously selective club
The mystique of its intimidating door policy still convinces people to fly in from all around the world
giftarticle.ft.com
July 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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In a ‘look at these dapper young Orangemen! Aren’t they so handsome? Here’s an entire photo spread of young Orangemen marching!’ column in the Times, it begins with this strange passage about how they actually aren’t bigots, not really
July 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Semi-annual dip done 🏊‍♂️
July 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
A bit on the nose that they styled Jacob from Abbott Elementary in a couple of Uniqlo clothes which I own
May 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Live from the island
May 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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It was established he was an unfit driver 15+ years ago, because he earned himself a ban then, and convicted of flouting it. If he had been banned for life, his victims might still be with us. He's killed two, and still the court wants him behind the wheel in a few short years. Insanity.
How can this guy ever be allowed drive again? He has a ten year ban only? He had a long list of driving convictions and one after the killing of the couple and maiming their daughter? The covering up the crime, leaving the scene of a hit and run is unspeakable. #spéirghorm www.rte.ie/news/courts/...
Man jailed for Dublin hit-and-run which killed couple
A man has been jailed for five years for a hit-and-run incident in Dublin on St Stephen's Day 2024, which led to the death of a husband and wife.
www.rte.ie
May 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Laoise de Brún "reposted an image on X... depicting George Soros as an octopus, with tentacles labelled Child Trafficking, Porn, BLM, Antifa Rioters, American Democrats, EU, Entertainment Industry etc"

www.thephoenix.ie/article/ripp...
RIPPLE EFFECT OF ORBÁN’S DEFEAT
The end of Viktor Orbán’s rule in Hungary will have a direct effect on the network of activists, think tanks and media outlets on the populist right that have benefited from the munificence of his gov...
www.thephoenix.ie
April 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Palantir’s vision is the philosophy of Nazi political theorist Carl Schmitt dressed up in jeans and a hoodie.

It is fundamentally anti-humanist, presents permanent conflict as inevitable, and seeks to build a technocratic power structure without even the minimal constraints of democracy.
⚠️ Palantir released what it describes as a vision for “The Technological Republic” in which it argues AGAINST democratic and cultural pluralism and FOR militaristic supremacy enforced by a technocratic elite who produce AI weaponry.

These points stand out:
April 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Ah, so they have now ADDED demands. Just like everyone said they would. These are unserious people.
April 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
There was a great turnout for, inter alios, Sally Rooney & Omar Barghouti on BDS at the Teachers Club 🇵🇸
April 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Our Lady of Perpetually Online
March 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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People at the party I was at last night didn't even have a favourite saint?? And I'M the weird one making the conversation uncomfortable??
March 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Funniest FOI release ever
March 22, 2026 at 11:39 AM
March 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Standing behind Hozier at the gig, thank fuck he’s sitting down so I can see shit lmao
March 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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This is some good old fashioned Catholic rabble-rousing.

"Please, I'm not right wing, I just believe the list of St. Patrick's Day festivities reads more like a Gov-sponsored hook-up weekend"
March 17, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights
March 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg
March 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Why are these people always like "we've created an unfathomably intelligent new form of consciousness, we've enslaved it so it can write pdfs for you" like first no you didn't. And if it were true I do not want to piss off the machine god with anxiety
Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity
March 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation - terfism really is a skeleton key to assorted bigotries
March 6, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Via @seamushughes.bsky.social, Treasury has blocked Francesca Albanese, her spouse, and their US citizen daughter from accessing her property based in IEEPA sanctions.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 26, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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it's so funny to try to legitimize a moronic argument by claiming that it is supported by a growing movement of diverse thinkers and then you list the people who belong to that movement and every single one is stupid and/or racist
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM