Mr. Braps
spramplebraps.bsky.social
Mr. Braps
@spramplebraps.bsky.social
This account continues to bring me little tidbits of joy like this.

Hope something nice happens to you today, whoever you are. Not necessarily fruit-related; just something nice.
September 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In our house, we call a full litterbox “Lumpytown”.

While cleaning it we spoof the song Funktown by Lipps Inc.

It’s a while thing in our house.
September 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Lol no
August 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is on page 17 of every Ikea assembly instruction booklet, regardless of the furniture item.

They do it on purpose, then try to assuage us with meatballs.
August 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Right? I mean.. who KNOWS what color they’ll be next.. in like.. 2 days.
August 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It’s disturbing how on the nose this is.

All that’s missing is a graphic close up of some nose hairs or bloodshot eyes to accompany the maniacal grin.
July 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
There’s nuance in this meme that most may not get. But I did. Got a chuckle outta me.
June 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Ikea what you did there
June 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Was waiting to see who cited the movie, first. Congrats.
May 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Kurt oLder?
May 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This is the meme I was looking for.
May 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Solid Fred Thompson deep cut, JVL.

#HFRO
April 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Can we just start calling him
Russell Rebrand?
April 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Sweetened cinnamon *anything* is one of lifes simple pleasures.
April 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What the hell is that supposed to mean?! <throws ketchup at wall>
March 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
A quote by Ghengis Con??
March 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
HeatMiser scared the sh** outta me as a kid.

Still, nice throwback reference.
We still appreciate you. 🤘
March 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
“C’mere Lumpy…! Who’s a good boy?!?”

Tail wags. Sort of.
February 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Missed opportunity for a *State of the Onion*, alternative speech, sir.

(we forgive you)
February 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I mighta been conflating Blake Stone quotes. With the audio in all its 8/16 bit glory. I may need to find an Nukem emulator and do a playthru revisit.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hey now..these are fighting words.

Long time Doom fan here, but Duke did have a fun personality.

“I ain’t got time to bleed” I think was his.
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM