5.95 GBP Introducing the ultimate source of laughter and creativity: the 10-page Dad Joke Colouring Book! Bursting with hilarious dad jokes and delightful illustrations, this compact colouring book is perfect for a quick dose of humour and relaxation. Each page features a rib-tickling dad joke paired with a whimsical illustration waiting to be brought to life with colour. From funny to truly corny, you'll find a variety of jokes to brighten your day and bring a smile to your face. Whether you're a dad in need of some dad joke inspiration, a colouring enthusiast looking for a fun activity, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh, this colouring book is sure to entertain. Grab your favourite colouring tools and get ready to chuckle your way through 10 pages of dad joke goodness! Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion, the Dad Joke Colouring Book makes a unique and entertaining gift for dads, kids, and joke-lovers alike. So why wait? Dive into the world of dad jokes and colouring fun today! This 10-page book is Size A5 (5.8 x 8.3 inches). These are hand-made to order, and I can't wait to make yours!

4.50 GBP Christmas traditions can be confusing when you’re not from this planet! This quirky Christmas card features two bewildered aliens attempting the mysterious human ritual of wrapping presents, accompanied by the message: “Your festive ritual is unnecessarily complicated. Merry Christmas.” Perfect for alien lovers, UFO enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, or anyone who appreciates weird and unusual humour at Christmas. The colourful illustration features two grey aliens tackling a spectacularly badly wrapped present, complete with tangled ribbon, tape, scissors and plenty of festive confusion. A fun alternative to traditional Christmas cards for friends, family, partners, colleagues, or that person who would much rather receive aliens than robins and reindeer. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation

4.50 GBP Christmas is a strange time of year when you really think about it. We bring a tree into the house, cover it in lights and shiny objects, then put presents underneath it. Naturally, our extraterrestrial visitors have questions. This funny alien Christmas card features three puzzled aliens carefully investigating a decorated Christmas tree, complete with magnifying glass and clipboard, alongside the message: “The tree is indoors. It is also decorated. We have questions.” A quirky alternative to traditional festive cards, perfect for alien lovers, UFO enthusiasts, sci-fi fans and anyone who enjoys weird, dry or slightly absurd humour. Ideal for friends, family, partners or anyone who has ever stopped to wonder just how bizarre some of our Christmas traditions would look to visitors from another planet. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation

4.50 GBP They heard you wanted a surprise. Unfortunately, they took that rather seriously. This quirky birthday card features two party-hat-wearing aliens peering down at you beneath an operating light, with one bringing a party blower to the proceedings. The caption reads: “We heard you wanted a surprise. Happy Birthday.” A delightfully weird choice for sci-fi fans, alien enthusiasts and anyone who likes their birthday humour a little otherworldly. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation

4.50 GBP Birthday cake acquired. Fire added. Human ritual successfully completed. This quirky birthday card features a smiling grey alien holding a colourful cake with lit candles, against a soft teal background. The caption reads: “We added fire. As instructed. Happy Birthday.” A delightfully odd choice for sci-fi fans, alien enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a little weirdness with their birthday cake. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation

4.50 GBP Three aliens have gathered to examine a balloon. One bows, one takes notes, and none of them is quite sure what birthdays are for. Featuring the words 'We understand this is a sacred human ritual', this odd little birthday card is for anyone who likes their celebrations with a touch of extraterrestrial confusion. The A5 card comes with a white envelope. Leave the inside blank for your own message, or choose personalisation and enter the message you'd like printed inside.

4.50 GBP For someone who's truly out of this world. This birthday card features a love-struck green alien surrounded by little pink hearts, with the message 'You're out of this world. Happy birthday.' on the front. A sweet, slightly odd choice for your favourite human. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation

4.50 GBP Three aliens have gathered to examine a balloon. One bows, one takes notes, and none of them is quite sure what birthdays are for. Featuring the words 'We understand this is a sacred human ritual', this odd little birthday card is for anyone who likes their celebrations with a touch of extraterrestrial confusion. The A5 card comes with a white envelope. Leave the inside blank for your own message, or choose personalisation and enter the message you'd like printed inside.

4.50 GBP An alien has brought you a birthday present. It's badly wrapped, suspiciously human-shaped, and there's a shoe sticking out. Featuring the words 'We brought you a gift. It may be your neighbour.', this strange little card is for someone who appreciates birthday humour from another planet. The A5 card comes with a white envelope. Leave the inside blank for your own message, or choose personalisation and enter the message you'd like printed inside.

4.50 GBP Say Happy Birthday, Human in true extraterrestrial style! This quirky card features a detailed illustration of a grey alien pointing directly at the viewer against a starry galaxy backdrop — the perfect mix of funny, weird, and wonderfully unique. Ideal for sci-fi lovers, UFO fans, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who appreciates humour that’s a little out of this world. Great for birthdays, geeky friends, or anyone who would love a break from the usual generic birthday cards. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation Original artwork by Paula Hightower (Oddly Drawn Gifts) Give them a birthday wish that’s cosmic, quirky, and guaranteed to stand out!

4.50 GBP Say Happy Birthday, Human in true extraterrestrial style! This quirky card features a detailed illustration of a grey alien pointing directly at the viewer against a starry galaxy backdrop — the perfect mix of funny, weird, and wonderfully unique. Ideal for sci-fi lovers, UFO fans, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who appreciates humour that’s a little out of this world. Great for birthdays, geeky friends, or anyone who would love a break from the usual generic birthday cards. Product Details: Size: A5 (approx. 5.8 x 8.3 inches) Printed on premium-quality card Includes a white envelope Blank inside for your own message, or optional printed personalisation Original artwork by Paula Hightower (Oddly Drawn Gifts) Give them a birthday wish that’s cosmic, quirky, and guaranteed to stand out!