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SqueakyFoo
@squeakyfoo.bsky.social
The least cool person you know.

he/him
I haven't needed to use a stapler at home in DECADES. I will never give up my red swingline.
October 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Why do you think I've had unread notifications for 2 years? LOL
September 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I've had an unread notification in Teams for about two years now. Our org automatically deletes chat history after 48 hours and if you don't read a chat in that time it stays forever unread!
September 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Thirded!
September 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I started going bald at 19 and didn't fully acknowledge it until I was in my mid 20s. Been fully bald+beard going on 20 years now and I've never felt better.
September 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
That is indeed *EXACTLY* what this mod is.
September 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I never set foot in Henderson Place in all the years I used to live in/around Coquitlam. It's always been a dead mall, but I've heard time and again how amazing their food court is!
September 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm going to use my Watch 7 until the battery gives out. I'm almost there, it's got maybe another year left in it. I'll probably upgrade to a Pro 4 because I can't help myself but I also have all the AI nonsense turned off on all my apple shit.
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My apple watch literally saved my life! It detected an irregular heart beat and popped up a large warning to get to a hospital ASAP. I was in asymptomatic afib, without the watch I wouldn't have known until it was likely too late.
September 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM