@srusso876.bsky.social
Hahahaha!!
“A 32-year-old woman with no history of plastic surgery presented to doctors with distended lips, eyelid discoloration, and severe cheek swelling. Subsequent contact tracing determined the patient had contracted Mar-a-Lago face via a brief exposure to respiratory droplets from Kimberly Guilfoyle.”
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the...
theonion.com
May 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hahahaha!!
Shameful
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
April 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Shameful
I stand with James Comey!
April 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I stand with James Comey!
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There are still 3.5 million Epstein files that haven't been released to the public and still redactions in place on the three million files that have.
April 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
There are still 3.5 million Epstein files that haven't been released to the public and still redactions in place on the three million files that have.
I love this!
April 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I love this!
He's always been a peice of shit, regardless of which party he pretends to align with
April 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
He's always been a peice of shit, regardless of which party he pretends to align with
❤️❤️❤️❤️
When your dog notices that you're sad and offers you his favorite toy to comfort you...🥹♥️
April 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Smart move
April 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Smart move
Anyone have thoughts on this?
April 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Anyone have thoughts on this?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.
Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)
news.sky.com/story/human-...
Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)
news.sky.com/story/human-...
April 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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April 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
April 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
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"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."
"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...
www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...
"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...
www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...
April 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."
"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...
www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...
"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...
www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...
So true
April 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
So true
Exactly!
April 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Exactly!
That's exactly what he wants them to do! As long as he's giving the orders
Preemptively announcing you are going to pardon your staff isn’t just rewarding criminals for their crimes—it’s encouraging them to commit new ones.
April 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That's exactly what he wants them to do! As long as he's giving the orders
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You all know how much I love cartoonists
Always on the pulse
.
April 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You all know how much I love cartoonists
Always on the pulse
.
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Putin’s Puppet
Every accusation is a confession
Every accusation is a confession
April 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Putin’s Puppet
Every accusation is a confession
Every accusation is a confession
So sweet!
April 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
So sweet!
We all need more of this ❤️❤️
April 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
We all need more of this ❤️❤️
🤣🤣🤣 That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!
April 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
🤣🤣🤣 That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!
I knew they were intelligent!!
Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus
April 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I knew they were intelligent!!
I need these! Everyone needs these!
Seen at local pubs...by Primitive Brewing, Seattle
April 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I need these! Everyone needs these!
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If he wants us to forget about him raping children, he may have to take out our entire civilization. As long as I’m alive, I won’t forget.
April 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If he wants us to forget about him raping children, he may have to take out our entire civilization. As long as I’m alive, I won’t forget.