Matt Stahl
@stahlmatt.bsky.social
University Archivist at UCSB.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
John Fetterman is the Jesse Ventura of Joe Manchins.
September 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
John Fetterman is the Jesse Ventura of Joe Manchins.
Trump is the only President who has ever looked exactly like his political cartoons....
August 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Trump is the only President who has ever looked exactly like his political cartoons....
The real question is why are they announcing Lindsey Graham's death right away while playing Weekend at Bernie's with Mitch?
July 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
The real question is why are they announcing Lindsey Graham's death right away while playing Weekend at Bernie's with Mitch?
Fucking 'refreshment break' is just an excuse to sneak ads into the middle of the half.
June 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Fucking 'refreshment break' is just an excuse to sneak ads into the middle of the half.
wHy vOTe toTEls keEP cheNgGIng WhEn tHey cOUbt voTSe?
June 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
wHy vOTe toTEls keEP cheNgGIng WhEn tHey cOUbt voTSe?
Don't visit Maryland.
people who reverse into parking spaces piss me off
June 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Don't visit Maryland.
Talarico: Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends, and impeached by his own political party.
Paxton: Talarico's girlfriend might be a vegan!
Paxton: Talarico's girlfriend might be a vegan!
June 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Talarico: Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends, and impeached by his own political party.
Paxton: Talarico's girlfriend might be a vegan!
Paxton: Talarico's girlfriend might be a vegan!
First killer whales started sinking boats and now this...
Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
www.theguardian.com
May 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
First killer whales started sinking boats and now this...
Dr. Oz says we shouldn't worry about the hantavirus because RFK is on the case.
I don't think frantically trying to eat all of the mice counts as being on the case....
I don't think frantically trying to eat all of the mice counts as being on the case....
May 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Dr. Oz says we shouldn't worry about the hantavirus because RFK is on the case.
I don't think frantically trying to eat all of the mice counts as being on the case....
I don't think frantically trying to eat all of the mice counts as being on the case....
When someone wins a Nobel Prize, they are given four medals
One of them is minted in gold
The other three are minted in Bronze and are intended to be given to friends, family,l members, or aspiring dictators in order to bribe them into supporting your bid to be your country's puppet leader.
One of them is minted in gold
The other three are minted in Bronze and are intended to be given to friends, family,l members, or aspiring dictators in order to bribe them into supporting your bid to be your country's puppet leader.
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
When someone wins a Nobel Prize, they are given four medals
One of them is minted in gold
The other three are minted in Bronze and are intended to be given to friends, family,l members, or aspiring dictators in order to bribe them into supporting your bid to be your country's puppet leader.
One of them is minted in gold
The other three are minted in Bronze and are intended to be given to friends, family,l members, or aspiring dictators in order to bribe them into supporting your bid to be your country's puppet leader.
It's going to take a generation to undo the damage that RFK and his crew of ignorant fucknoramuses are inflicting on public health.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's going to take a generation to undo the damage that RFK and his crew of ignorant fucknoramuses are inflicting on public health.
I didn't think it was possible for there to be someone more insufferable than Riley Gaines, but here we are.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I didn't think it was possible for there to be someone more insufferable than Riley Gaines, but here we are.
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Charlie Brown ever got the best of him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Charlie Brown ever got the best of him.
All of these changes to the White House- the tacky gold plating on everything, the tearing up of the Rose Garden, the demolition of the East Wing...
These are not the actions of someone who sees himself as a short term tenant.
Trump has no intention of leaving willingly in 2029.
These are not the actions of someone who sees himself as a short term tenant.
Trump has no intention of leaving willingly in 2029.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
All of these changes to the White House- the tacky gold plating on everything, the tearing up of the Rose Garden, the demolition of the East Wing...
These are not the actions of someone who sees himself as a short term tenant.
Trump has no intention of leaving willingly in 2029.
These are not the actions of someone who sees himself as a short term tenant.
Trump has no intention of leaving willingly in 2029.
I am officially boycotting Sara Lee bagels until they return to six bagels in a package.
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I am officially boycotting Sara Lee bagels until they return to six bagels in a package.
Say what you will about Joe Biden, but when he was President, my Sara Lee Everything Bagels came six to a package, not five.
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Say what you will about Joe Biden, but when he was President, my Sara Lee Everything Bagels came six to a package, not five.
Wait until Sinclair Broadcasting finds out there are other ways for people to watch TV shows besides their local affiliate stations!
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wait until Sinclair Broadcasting finds out there are other ways for people to watch TV shows besides their local affiliate stations!
Is this Melania or Carmen San Diego?
September 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Is this Melania or Carmen San Diego?
Is "Because he's a fucking pussy" an acceptable reason?
Why is Trump suing the New York Times?
www.vox.com
Why is Trump suing the New York Times?
twp.ai
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is "Because he's a fucking pussy" an acceptable reason?
So, Brian Kilmeade gets to apologize for saying we should kill all the homeless people and keep his job, but Agnes Turtlebaum, a file clerk from Fartberg County, TN, absolutely MUST be fired for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was kind of an asshole.
September 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So, Brian Kilmeade gets to apologize for saying we should kill all the homeless people and keep his job, but Agnes Turtlebaum, a file clerk from Fartberg County, TN, absolutely MUST be fired for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was kind of an asshole.
Hot take:
People shouldn't lose their jobs for being posthumously critical of Charlie Kirk.
People shouldn't lose their jobs for being posthumously critical of Charlie Kirk.
September 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot take:
People shouldn't lose their jobs for being posthumously critical of Charlie Kirk.
People shouldn't lose their jobs for being posthumously critical of Charlie Kirk.
I don't say this with any sort of prescience, but it is worth noting that Kristallnacht began in reaction to the assassination of a German Diplomat in Paris on November 7, 1938.
I am fearful of what is to come in the next few days.
I am fearful of what is to come in the next few days.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't say this with any sort of prescience, but it is worth noting that Kristallnacht began in reaction to the assassination of a German Diplomat in Paris on November 7, 1938.
I am fearful of what is to come in the next few days.
I am fearful of what is to come in the next few days.
The main difference between RFK Jr. and Josef Mengele is that Mengele actually went to Medical School.
August 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The main difference between RFK Jr. and Josef Mengele is that Mengele actually went to Medical School.
You love to see it.
The Oklahoma Schools Superintendent, a religious extremist, is in hot water after having porn on a screen during a meeting.
I know 'separation of church and state' was never gonna happen with this guy, but I guess I assumed we'd at least get 'separation of school meetings and Pornhub.'
I know 'separation of church and state' was never gonna happen with this guy, but I guess I assumed we'd at least get 'separation of school meetings and Pornhub.'
July 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You love to see it.
Is chronic venous insufficiency fatal?
Asking for a nation...
Asking for a nation...
July 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Is chronic venous insufficiency fatal?
Asking for a nation...
Asking for a nation...