🍋Cassandra🍓
@stalacta.bsky.social
she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!
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Everybody shut the fuck up Carly and Orville’s new albums both just came out
September 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Everybody shut the fuck up Carly and Orville’s new albums both just came out
I was right! This Buffy episode IS racist!
September 18, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I was right! This Buffy episode IS racist!
So many excellent blues brothers scenes but nothing sparks such joy as shake a tail feather
September 18, 2026 at 6:30 AM
So many excellent blues brothers scenes but nothing sparks such joy as shake a tail feather
Is there ANYTHING worse than stepping on a snail. I can’t think of an animal that is less pleasant to accidentally kill. What an amazing natural defense to just turn into a complete sensory nightmare when you die
September 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Is there ANYTHING worse than stepping on a snail. I can’t think of an animal that is less pleasant to accidentally kill. What an amazing natural defense to just turn into a complete sensory nightmare when you die
I saw a couple of these in the wild when I was in Alaska!!! They are so cute!!!
September 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I saw a couple of these in the wild when I was in Alaska!!! They are so cute!!!
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Miniature birds 62 - American Oystercatcher
September 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Miniature birds 62 - American Oystercatcher
The Lenny kravitz ken doll looks too good actually they need to tone it down
September 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The Lenny kravitz ken doll looks too good actually they need to tone it down
PDE hell was so horrible but I look back on it almost fondly now. I am a stronger mathematician for it but gosh what a brutal class that was
September 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
PDE hell was so horrible but I look back on it almost fondly now. I am a stronger mathematician for it but gosh what a brutal class that was
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A staple during PDE hell. PDE hell was filled to the brim with Elliott in general, but probably none so much as Independence Day. “I saw you at a perfect place/it’s gonna happen soon, but not today” 🖤💔🤍
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A staple during PDE hell. PDE hell was filled to the brim with Elliott in general, but probably none so much as Independence Day. “I saw you at a perfect place/it’s gonna happen soon, but not today” 🖤💔🤍
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Elliott Smith song of the day tidal.com/track/122885...
Elliott Smith - Independence Day
Listen to Independence Day on TIDAL
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January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Elliott Smith song of the day tidal.com/track/122885...
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having a real "I'm tired of this grandpa!" moment, but it is indeed too damn bad
September 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
having a real "I'm tired of this grandpa!" moment, but it is indeed too damn bad
I don’t remember if I posted abt this yet but my boss got another job and quit and this is the first week where he’s gone which means I have been having to do everything while they work on hiring a replacement AND the water in my apt has been off all week and I’m DYING!!! AND I’m on my period
September 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I don’t remember if I posted abt this yet but my boss got another job and quit and this is the first week where he’s gone which means I have been having to do everything while they work on hiring a replacement AND the water in my apt has been off all week and I’m DYING!!! AND I’m on my period
When I was a small child we had a game “black footed ferrets and prairie dog” where I would be the prairie dog and my older sisters would be the black footed ferrets and basically just chase me around and I think that that is such a great picture of what the household was like
September 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
When I was a small child we had a game “black footed ferrets and prairie dog” where I would be the prairie dog and my older sisters would be the black footed ferrets and basically just chase me around and I think that that is such a great picture of what the household was like
You shouldn’t be allowed to be like “omg I love Halloween gay Christmas!!! I’m so spoopy omg horror movies oooh scary haunted houses ohhhh” and also be arachnophobic. I’m outlawing it. If you want the right to be annoying then you gotta kiss a tarantula
September 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
You shouldn’t be allowed to be like “omg I love Halloween gay Christmas!!! I’m so spoopy omg horror movies oooh scary haunted houses ohhhh” and also be arachnophobic. I’m outlawing it. If you want the right to be annoying then you gotta kiss a tarantula
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The cool thing about complicity is that it goes away if you just tell people you don’t have it
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The cool thing about complicity is that it goes away if you just tell people you don’t have it
Trans rights or else!!!!
September 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Trans rights or else!!!!
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trans rights or else
September 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
trans rights or else
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Ed Sheeran is a bad seed on this earth
September 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Ed Sheeran is a bad seed on this earth
The transition into maintenance phase lmaooooo I stan
September 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The transition into maintenance phase lmaooooo I stan
Elliott Smith song of the day, because it is a perfect folk song and one of the first songs of his that I listened to that made me go “holy shit this is INCREDIBLE” tidal.com/track/111397...
Elliott Smith - Condor Ave
Listen to Condor Ave on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
tidal.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Elliott Smith song of the day, because it is a perfect folk song and one of the first songs of his that I listened to that made me go “holy shit this is INCREDIBLE” tidal.com/track/111397...
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The father (Nick Drake) the son (Elliott Smith) and the Holy Ghost (Radiohead)
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The father (Nick Drake) the son (Elliott Smith) and the Holy Ghost (Radiohead)
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September 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Crying bc why would you put this on your website oh my GOD
September 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Crying bc why would you put this on your website oh my GOD
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"My weird FAQ is already answering a lot of the questions that my weird FAQ's existence is inviting"
September 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
"My weird FAQ is already answering a lot of the questions that my weird FAQ's existence is inviting"