Alwyn Roberts 💙💛
@stalfry.bsky.social
Technical Director - Level Design @Reflector (ex @RockstarGames #GTAIV #RDR #GTAV, @UbisoftMTL #FarCry6). Views all mine. 🏴🇨🇦🇺🇦
https://linktr.ee/stalwyn
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Someone should challenge Trump to spell the word 'affordability' (does he know there is a 'b' like 'dumb'?)
Trump: "'Affordability!' That's a fake word they use ... they came up with this word"
July 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Someone should challenge Trump to spell the word 'affordability' (does he know there is a 'b' like 'dumb'?)
The whole internet loves Larry the Cat, a lovely cat that tries digging for truffles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the cat is AI
July 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The whole internet loves Larry the Cat, a lovely cat that tries digging for truffles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the cat is AI
Why did I think that was Ant and Dec being serious?
May 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Why did I think that was Ant and Dec being serious?
Glasgow Prestwick, taking their "Pure Dead Brilliant" slogan literally
March 15, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Glasgow Prestwick, taking their "Pure Dead Brilliant" slogan literally
Want to feel old millennials? Anthony Stewart Head would have been 42-43 in Buffy Season One
a man drinking from a green mug in front of a bookshelf that has the fourth dawn on it
Alt: Rupert Giles holding a green mug in front of a bookshelf in a library above the Sunnydale Hellmouth
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Want to feel old millennials? Anthony Stewart Head would have been 42-43 in Buffy Season One
As well as being a white-supremacist, the world's richest paedophile is spectacularly stupid
- "Scotts" like a country of people called Scott?
- not sure the Irish were liked by the founding fathers mate
- wales not in because he hasn't heard of it?
At least he didn't use the Liberia emoji
- "Scotts" like a country of people called Scott?
- not sure the Irish were liked by the founding fathers mate
- wales not in because he hasn't heard of it?
At least he didn't use the Liberia emoji
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
As well as being a white-supremacist, the world's richest paedophile is spectacularly stupid
- "Scotts" like a country of people called Scott?
- not sure the Irish were liked by the founding fathers mate
- wales not in because he hasn't heard of it?
At least he didn't use the Liberia emoji
- "Scotts" like a country of people called Scott?
- not sure the Irish were liked by the founding fathers mate
- wales not in because he hasn't heard of it?
At least he didn't use the Liberia emoji
Wouldn't happen in Glasgow
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Wouldn't happen in Glasgow
Today is the social media manager of Iceland Supermarkers's time to shine
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Today is the social media manager of Iceland Supermarkers's time to shine
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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you guys ever see Looper
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
you guys ever see Looper
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
you will be visited by three spirits
a group of men are standing in front of a building that has the word grain written on it
Alt: Trevor, Franklin and Michael from GTA V. they are each making the see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil pose
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
Pedro Pascal somehow not being in Heads Of State ruined my flush
#LastFourWatched
#LastFourWatched
July 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pedro Pascal somehow not being in Heads Of State ruined my flush
#LastFourWatched
#LastFourWatched
A Good Day To Die Hard by a whisker
July 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A Good Day To Die Hard by a whisker
“I hear you're a racist now, Grok.”
July 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“I hear you're a racist now, Grok.”
I'm never leaving Québec
Here’s a thread of cheese fries you can get at soccer stadiums in the U.K.
July 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm never leaving Québec
Why would I let AI replace me using song lyrics as placeholder for exposition dialogue? Niko and Roman Bellic used to sing Gilbert & Sullivan and Bohemian Rhapsody on the way to bowling before the writers (and lawyers) noticed
July 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Why would I let AI replace me using song lyrics as placeholder for exposition dialogue? Niko and Roman Bellic used to sing Gilbert & Sullivan and Bohemian Rhapsody on the way to bowling before the writers (and lawyers) noticed
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This new strain of “I went to London. I saw some social problems that were the predictable cause of not spending enough on the safety net and on infrastructure. I decided it was the fault of immigrants. Also, London is finished but also too expensive” talk, among other things, is just loser talk.
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This new strain of “I went to London. I saw some social problems that were the predictable cause of not spending enough on the safety net and on infrastructure. I decided it was the fault of immigrants. Also, London is finished but also too expensive” talk, among other things, is just loser talk.
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