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Starmersutra
@starmersutra.bsky.social
· Sep 30
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
Goodbye every one i'm really happy i'm going
July 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Goodbye every one i'm really happy i'm going
I'm going back to Tool Making. fuck this country for a packet of Toffees
June 22, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm going back to Tool Making. fuck this country for a packet of Toffees
Oh shit, Andys coming to get me, Nigel promised me he was going to send his top racist to stop him....
June 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Oh shit, Andys coming to get me, Nigel promised me he was going to send his top racist to stop him....
Those lovely chaps at Iron Maiden are helping me with a new song
#AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe
#AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe
May 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Those lovely chaps at Iron Maiden are helping me with a new song
#AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe
#AndyBurnhamIsBetterThanMe
May 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
May 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
off you pop Wes m'dear, I STILL HAVE THE POWER!
#Streeting
#Streeting
May 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
off you pop Wes m'dear, I STILL HAVE THE POWER!
#Streeting
#Streeting
I'm not sure when i should find another job
May 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I'm not sure when i should find another job
With Gordon and Harriett back all i need now is Tony and my powers will be complete
May 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
With Gordon and Harriett back all i need now is Tony and my powers will be complete
Reposted by Starmersutra
Tories are blue
Labour is red
If you vote Reform
You're thick in the head
Labour is red
If you vote Reform
You're thick in the head
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Tories are blue
Labour is red
If you vote Reform
You're thick in the head
Labour is red
If you vote Reform
You're thick in the head
James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover (Official Music Video) [4K]
YouTube video by James Blunt
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
only problem is my heart & intuition is wot ever I'm told it is, by people with money otherwise i listen to Nigel
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
only problem is my heart & intuition is wot ever I'm told it is, by people with money otherwise i listen to Nigel
I just need to Keep Andy out long enough for Nigel to let me join Reform.
Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people.
#ScaredofBurnham
Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people.
#ScaredofBurnham
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I just need to Keep Andy out long enough for Nigel to let me join Reform.
Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people.
#ScaredofBurnham
Andy Burnham is very scary, cos he knows how to do his job and doesn't rely on his dads tools or rich people.
#ScaredofBurnham
I should know😘
Blimey. Did I really just hear Keir Starmer say this
“They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra. No wonder they are knackered and they left the country screwed”
#PMQs
“They had more positions in 14 years than the Kama Sutra. No wonder they are knackered and they left the country screwed”
#PMQs
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I should know😘
I'm sure Donald knows best, he suggested i up my aspirin intake aswell.
#Stabletactical&medicalgenius
#Stabletactical&medicalgenius
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I'm sure Donald knows best, he suggested i up my aspirin intake aswell.
#Stabletactical&medicalgenius
#Stabletactical&medicalgenius
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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
The prime minister used his speech at the Labour party conference to attack the Reform UK leader
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
Reposted by Starmersutra
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
very accurate
Keir Starmer as Austin Powers trying to do a U-turn in a corridor
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
July 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
very accurate
Reposted by Starmersutra
Which animal are you feeling today?
July 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Which animal are you feeling today?
I'll let you all in on a secret its not Mayo...
Keir starmer eats a bowl of warm mayonnaise for every meal
July 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'll let you all in on a secret its not Mayo...