“Good news, Snickers! We were previously unable to hire you in our drug-sniffing squad due to some ‘unpleasantness’ in your past. But Mr Patel has now cleared that obstacle!!”
September 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“Good news, Snickers! We were previously unable to hire you in our drug-sniffing squad due to some ‘unpleasantness’ in your past. But Mr Patel has now cleared that obstacle!!”
I need a sanity touchstone
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I need a sanity touchstone
What even are words anymore? Do they matter in this era?
September 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What even are words anymore? Do they matter in this era?
I’m a little more than halfway through reading, and I slowed down to draw it out a little longer 😭
September 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m a little more than halfway through reading, and I slowed down to draw it out a little longer 😭
It sounds like a great suggestion!
September 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It sounds like a great suggestion!
Why does he have to be so weird about absolutely everything?
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Why does he have to be so weird about absolutely everything?
I definitely confused them for each other on multiple occasions
September 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I definitely confused them for each other on multiple occasions
Oh, I think I had the same confusion and just now realized it.
September 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Oh, I think I had the same confusion and just now realized it.
Was that the one where somebody’s mom brought out the box of Dunkin Donuts for the press and put it on the little folding table 😄
September 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Was that the one where somebody’s mom brought out the box of Dunkin Donuts for the press and put it on the little folding table 😄
Is that not an appropriate age for a reporter LOL
September 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Is that not an appropriate age for a reporter LOL
What. the fuck. is he doing with this?!? My god. They’re not going to vote for you, just have some fucking integrity.
September 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
What. the fuck. is he doing with this?!? My god. They’re not going to vote for you, just have some fucking integrity.
Right, like there’s plenty of amorphous fawny things they could have said, I suppose, so why something so specific that is objectively untrue? They care so little for reality.
September 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Right, like there’s plenty of amorphous fawny things they could have said, I suppose, so why something so specific that is objectively untrue? They care so little for reality.
Meanwhile, Trump posts a map showing the U.S. taking over all of North America
September 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Meanwhile, Trump posts a map showing the U.S. taking over all of North America
It’s true of so many lines of work — you have to enjoy the journey because you have no idea if/when you’ll arrive anywhere satisfying.
September 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
It’s true of so many lines of work — you have to enjoy the journey because you have no idea if/when you’ll arrive anywhere satisfying.
Yay, looking forward to getting my signed copy soon!!! (and seeing the movie someday 🤞)
September 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Yay, looking forward to getting my signed copy soon!!! (and seeing the movie someday 🤞)
Is this a Möbius strip of reasoning or what?
September 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Is this a Möbius strip of reasoning or what?
Remind me why Raskin is responsible for Piker again?
September 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Remind me why Raskin is responsible for Piker again?
Before I saw who was posting this, I assumed it was a parody.
September 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Before I saw who was posting this, I assumed it was a parody.
Just a casual everyday shortstop play, what?
September 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Just a casual everyday shortstop play, what?
Just as the Founding Fathers intended
August 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Just as the Founding Fathers intended
Not the point, but where’d he get that pic of Jefferson?!
August 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Not the point, but where’d he get that pic of Jefferson?!
It’s so embarrassing to be an American
August 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
It’s so embarrassing to be an American
One of the hardened criminals, I guess
August 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
One of the hardened criminals, I guess
Perhaps we’ll get breathless reports every day that they don’t!
August 27, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Perhaps we’ll get breathless reports every day that they don’t!