StateDәft™
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“He pulls a Calippo, you pull a Cornetto. He sends a 99 to the park, you send hundreds and thousands with chocolate sauce to the soft play centre. That’s the Cambridge way”
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April 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“He pulls a Calippo, you pull a Cornetto. He sends a 99 to the park, you send hundreds and thousands with chocolate sauce to the soft play centre. That’s the Cambridge way”
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Sometimes when I've shagged men up the arse, the idea of getting them magically pregnant turned me on. In gay culture, this is what breeding was. The breeder was considered the 'gift giver'. In the aftermath of uncontrollable AIDS deaths, it became a perverse inversion. Breeding deadliness not life.
April 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Sometimes when I've shagged men up the arse, the idea of getting them magically pregnant turned me on. In gay culture, this is what breeding was. The breeder was considered the 'gift giver'. In the aftermath of uncontrollable AIDS deaths, it became a perverse inversion. Breeding deadliness not life.
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I've got my Politics A Level exam this summer and I'm dreading having to write about how elections are won because of a combination of common sense factors while being totally aware it's more because of tinfoil hat-levels of conspiring by stupid rich people
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I've got my Politics A Level exam this summer and I'm dreading having to write about how elections are won because of a combination of common sense factors while being totally aware it's more because of tinfoil hat-levels of conspiring by stupid rich people
I stream from Spotify (dead artists) and Apple Music (indies). They are about the same price but quite different in experience, and what gets automatically selected when you're idling Perhaps. Tellingly, Apple funds rights-holders practically double what others do.
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I stream from Spotify (dead artists) and Apple Music (indies). They are about the same price but quite different in experience, and what gets automatically selected when you're idling Perhaps. Tellingly, Apple funds rights-holders practically double what others do.
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Off to see Baroness Hall at Wimbledon Bookfest, and it's bringing back some memories
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Off to see Baroness Hall at Wimbledon Bookfest, and it's bringing back some memories
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James O'Brien: Royal commentator...
Trump's state visit: James O'Brien's alternate commentary
YouTube video by LBC
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September 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
James O'Brien: Royal commentator...
A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 – Isao Hashimoto
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A Time Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by Isao Hashimoto
YouTube video by Physics Simulation
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August 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 – Isao Hashimoto
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For your consideration. Perhaps technically supernatural in conception, it’s now undisputable reality. Collectively a reality...
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July 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
For your consideration. Perhaps technically supernatural in conception, it’s now undisputable reality. Collectively a reality...
www.billieraymartin.com
www.billieraymartin.com
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question for Christians. if god already willed that it’s the winning hit, what choice do you have
June 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
question for Christians. if god already willed that it’s the winning hit, what choice do you have
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This one is doing the rounds again, and who among us has not mistaken a Sexy Scarlet De Luxe Inflatable Companion for a gift from our Lord and Saviour?
'Angel that fell from the sky' was actually a sex toy
Locals took care of it like a human being
metro.co.uk
May 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This one is doing the rounds again, and who among us has not mistaken a Sexy Scarlet De Luxe Inflatable Companion for a gift from our Lord and Saviour?
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And what percentage of the UK's nurses aren't British citizens? A quarter? A third? It's a lot
Today’s instalment of ‘oh god, so this is happening now’…
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
And what percentage of the UK's nurses aren't British citizens? A quarter? A third? It's a lot
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… Oh that’s cold
April 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
… Oh that’s cold
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Trump uniting people, making deals happen
* CHINESE STATE MEDIA: CHINA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA REACH A CONSENSUS THAT THREE SIDES WILL JOINTLY RESPOND TO THE U.S. TARIFFS
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trump uniting people, making deals happen
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This is a massive own goal if this happens. Not only do VOA/RFE/RL speak to power against autocracies where media is tightly controlled, they’re also a symbol of American soft power globally. And China and Russia aren’t going to shut their equivalents.
Trump dismantles Voice of America with executive order
More than 1,300 staff placed on administrative leave as White House accuses VOA of being anti-Trump,
www.bbc.co.uk
March 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is a massive own goal if this happens. Not only do VOA/RFE/RL speak to power against autocracies where media is tightly controlled, they’re also a symbol of American soft power globally. And China and Russia aren’t going to shut their equivalents.
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the vice president of the united states follows this guy on twitter!
Geoff Martin, aka captive dreamer, may be identified, but he’s lost none of his wit or charm
March 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the vice president of the united states follows this guy on twitter!
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I am a 55-year-old woman. I have started shoplifting small items from giant retail stores, largely because I resent being invisible in my middle age and feel the need to retaliate somehow.
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am a 55-year-old woman. I have started shoplifting small items from giant retail stores, largely because I resent being invisible in my middle age and feel the need to retaliate somehow.
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Last year it looked like my Grandfather was on his way out. As the Eldest grandchild I started writing a eulogy. He pulled through, but I finished it. I now have a drawer with prepared speeches for all family members and a few friends. It has become a bit of a hobby
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Last year it looked like my Grandfather was on his way out. As the Eldest grandchild I started writing a eulogy. He pulled through, but I finished it. I now have a drawer with prepared speeches for all family members and a few friends. It has become a bit of a hobby
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Well this aged like fine milk in a hot car.
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Well this aged like fine milk in a hot car.
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I work for Yorkshire Tea. I'm not a fan of their tea, I'd rather have a PG Tips. But I can't admit this to my colleagues because I'm worried that I'd probably be reported to HR and fired.
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I work for Yorkshire Tea. I'm not a fan of their tea, I'd rather have a PG Tips. But I can't admit this to my colleagues because I'm worried that I'd probably be reported to HR and fired.
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'Hello, is that the year 2000? It's the Nokia Design Archive on line one.'
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February 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
'Hello, is that the year 2000? It's the Nokia Design Archive on line one.'
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