Stealth40k
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Video Game Collector & Player - Nintendo, PlayStation, RPGs and more! (PARODY ACCOUNT)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Wishlist:
- Visuals as good as Tears of the Kingdom Switch 2 Edition or better.
- 60 FPS
- Orchestrated Music
- Voice Acting
- New Content
- Gold Switch 2 Cart
- Ganondorf's fat fucking hog ramming that twink bitch Link's face with tears running down his
- Visuals as good as Tears of the Kingdom Switch 2 Edition or better.
- 60 FPS
- Orchestrated Music
- Voice Acting
- New Content
- Gold Switch 2 Cart
- Ganondorf's fat fucking hog ramming that twink bitch Link's face with tears running down his
June 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Wishlist:
- Visuals as good as Tears of the Kingdom Switch 2 Edition or better.
- 60 FPS
- Orchestrated Music
- Voice Acting
- New Content
- Gold Switch 2 Cart
- Ganondorf's fat fucking hog ramming that twink bitch Link's face with tears running down his
- Visuals as good as Tears of the Kingdom Switch 2 Edition or better.
- 60 FPS
- Orchestrated Music
- Voice Acting
- New Content
- Gold Switch 2 Cart
- Ganondorf's fat fucking hog ramming that twink bitch Link's face with tears running down his
Homer Simpson if he was Stealth40k:
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... News........... *incredibly realistic and guttural drooling noises*
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... News........... *incredibly realistic and guttural drooling noises*
June 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Homer Simpson if he was Stealth40k:
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... News........... *incredibly realistic and guttural drooling noises*
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... News........... *incredibly realistic and guttural drooling noises*
Gabe Newell on how Steam Games can be used to get users' age:
"It's simple, really. First, you subtract the user's birth year with the current year. [...] Then, you multiply the result by the amount of unplayed Steam Games they have. [...] After that, divide by the same amount. Got it?"
"It's simple, really. First, you subtract the user's birth year with the current year. [...] Then, you multiply the result by the amount of unplayed Steam Games they have. [...] After that, divide by the same amount. Got it?"
June 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Gabe Newell on how Steam Games can be used to get users' age:
"It's simple, really. First, you subtract the user's birth year with the current year. [...] Then, you multiply the result by the amount of unplayed Steam Games they have. [...] After that, divide by the same amount. Got it?"
"It's simple, really. First, you subtract the user's birth year with the current year. [...] Then, you multiply the result by the amount of unplayed Steam Games they have. [...] After that, divide by the same amount. Got it?"
According to rumors, there'll be a secret "Gun Tifa Mode" in FF7 Revelation.
"We've decided that her heart will stick to no one but guns. [...] She will be a true Gun maniac, purely asexual, driven to her hobby [...] She will also change her name to Tifa Glockheart. She still kisses Aerith though."
"We've decided that her heart will stick to no one but guns. [...] She will be a true Gun maniac, purely asexual, driven to her hobby [...] She will also change her name to Tifa Glockheart. She still kisses Aerith though."
June 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
According to rumors, there'll be a secret "Gun Tifa Mode" in FF7 Revelation.
"We've decided that her heart will stick to no one but guns. [...] She will be a true Gun maniac, purely asexual, driven to her hobby [...] She will also change her name to Tifa Glockheart. She still kisses Aerith though."
"We've decided that her heart will stick to no one but guns. [...] She will be a true Gun maniac, purely asexual, driven to her hobby [...] She will also change her name to Tifa Glockheart. She still kisses Aerith though."
Donkey Kong 3's soundtrack is now live on Nintendo Music!
Do you have any favorite songs from this iconic game? Personally, I really like it when Stanley the Bugman puts his exterminator up my ass and inflates me big and round causing me to puff up and
Do you have any favorite songs from this iconic game? Personally, I really like it when Stanley the Bugman puts his exterminator up my ass and inflates me big and round causing me to puff up and
June 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Donkey Kong 3's soundtrack is now live on Nintendo Music!
Do you have any favorite songs from this iconic game? Personally, I really like it when Stanley the Bugman puts his exterminator up my ass and inflates me big and round causing me to puff up and
Do you have any favorite songs from this iconic game? Personally, I really like it when Stanley the Bugman puts his exterminator up my ass and inflates me big and round causing me to puff up and
Square Enix on whether or not Tifa will have "67 Boob Jiggle Physics":
"We could give her that, we could also not. [...] Frankly, if the fans want to see big Tifa tits, they don't need our input anymore. [...] Her tits are now out of our control. The internet governs boobs."
"We could give her that, we could also not. [...] Frankly, if the fans want to see big Tifa tits, they don't need our input anymore. [...] Her tits are now out of our control. The internet governs boobs."
Tifa Willem with a Flower
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June 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Square Enix on whether or not Tifa will have "67 Boob Jiggle Physics":
"We could give her that, we could also not. [...] Frankly, if the fans want to see big Tifa tits, they don't need our input anymore. [...] Her tits are now out of our control. The internet governs boobs."
"We could give her that, we could also not. [...] Frankly, if the fans want to see big Tifa tits, they don't need our input anymore. [...] Her tits are now out of our control. The internet governs boobs."
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June 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Nintendo will update their social media accounts by putting "Proships DNI" at the end of their bios.
"We just can't do it anymore", an intern said. "Every day, they put their dirty, problematic hands on everything we make, it's too much. [...] Soon, we'll ban them from playing Switch games too."
"We just can't do it anymore", an intern said. "Every day, they put their dirty, problematic hands on everything we make, it's too much. [...] Soon, we'll ban them from playing Switch games too."
June 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Nintendo will update their social media accounts by putting "Proships DNI" at the end of their bios.
"We just can't do it anymore", an intern said. "Every day, they put their dirty, problematic hands on everything we make, it's too much. [...] Soon, we'll ban them from playing Switch games too."
"We just can't do it anymore", an intern said. "Every day, they put their dirty, problematic hands on everything we make, it's too much. [...] Soon, we'll ban them from playing Switch games too."
Miyamoto's opinions on Italians:
"To be honest, I based Mario off of my previous experience with Italians while in Milan. [...] They were all so loud, so obnoxious, all wearing overalls and mustaches. Even the women. [...] They all jumped on things for fun. One of them jumped on my spaghetti, too."
"To be honest, I based Mario off of my previous experience with Italians while in Milan. [...] They were all so loud, so obnoxious, all wearing overalls and mustaches. Even the women. [...] They all jumped on things for fun. One of them jumped on my spaghetti, too."
June 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Miyamoto's opinions on Italians:
"To be honest, I based Mario off of my previous experience with Italians while in Milan. [...] They were all so loud, so obnoxious, all wearing overalls and mustaches. Even the women. [...] They all jumped on things for fun. One of them jumped on my spaghetti, too."
"To be honest, I based Mario off of my previous experience with Italians while in Milan. [...] They were all so loud, so obnoxious, all wearing overalls and mustaches. Even the women. [...] They all jumped on things for fun. One of them jumped on my spaghetti, too."