Heavy Lobster
@steelcrustacean.bsky.social
The reigning queen of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby.
"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"
"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"
had surgeries without actually having the surgeries
October 8, 2026 at 9:06 AM
had surgeries without actually having the surgeries
tangentially related, who is that gorgeous lady with the white hair in the top middle
October 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
tangentially related, who is that gorgeous lady with the white hair in the top middle
she's so fucking gooby wooby pooky poo I'm going to fucking vomit up everything I've ever eaten
October 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
she's so fucking gooby wooby pooky poo I'm going to fucking vomit up everything I've ever eaten
in case you couldn't tet I'm going fucking insucking insays ain
October 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
in case you couldn't tet I'm going fucking insucking insays ain
no idea who this taiki is so I read this as Keven Afghani's Mario
October 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
no idea who this taiki is so I read this as Keven Afghani's Mario
ohhhhh I gotta be real, that looks like a good time. charrdog... 👀
October 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
ohhhhh I gotta be real, that looks like a good time. charrdog... 👀
which can be funny situationally, but is much less likely to be when it has a greater chance of inciting The Constant
October 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
which can be funny situationally, but is much less likely to be when it has a greater chance of inciting The Constant
nah, that's a heart-shaped bra
October 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
nah, that's a heart-shaped bra
uncle grandperv speech bubble:
October 7, 2026 at 8:02 AM
uncle grandperv speech bubble:
knew about the Red Snifit and the Squishy, didn't know about the Whippy though.
October 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
knew about the Red Snifit and the Squishy, didn't know about the Whippy though.