Ste Fairfield
@stefairfield.bsky.social
Writer, dog lover, Scottish highlands and film and music bore
Limerick of the day
There once was a PM called Starmer
Who had a gaze like a shit-scared, deaf Llama
He appointed that Mandy
The Epstein paid dandy
Now he’s eating shit loads of the karma
There once was a PM called Starmer
Who had a gaze like a shit-scared, deaf Llama
He appointed that Mandy
The Epstein paid dandy
Now he’s eating shit loads of the karma
March 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Limerick of the day
There once was a PM called Starmer
Who had a gaze like a shit-scared, deaf Llama
He appointed that Mandy
The Epstein paid dandy
Now he’s eating shit loads of the karma
There once was a PM called Starmer
Who had a gaze like a shit-scared, deaf Llama
He appointed that Mandy
The Epstein paid dandy
Now he’s eating shit loads of the karma
Imagine breaking internationally agreed rules to start an illegal war but then expecting the other side to stick to them once you’ve started it?
‘know what, Trump? I think we will target US economic and Tech centres throughout the Middle East.’
‘know what, Trump? I think we will target US economic and Tech centres throughout the Middle East.’
March 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Imagine breaking internationally agreed rules to start an illegal war but then expecting the other side to stick to them once you’ve started it?
‘know what, Trump? I think we will target US economic and Tech centres throughout the Middle East.’
‘know what, Trump? I think we will target US economic and Tech centres throughout the Middle East.’
Hundreds killed in Lebanon by indiscriminate Israeli attacks and not a peep in the UK media - one distraught Lebanese goes into a US synagogue with a gun and it’s fucking headline news everywhere.
March 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Hundreds killed in Lebanon by indiscriminate Israeli attacks and not a peep in the UK media - one distraught Lebanese goes into a US synagogue with a gun and it’s fucking headline news everywhere.
Starmer would step in dog shit during a visit to a gold mine.
March 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Starmer would step in dog shit during a visit to a gold mine.
The BBC are absolute scum - their hatchet piece on Polanski is like a Daily Mail piece - utter shit
March 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The BBC are absolute scum - their hatchet piece on Polanski is like a Daily Mail piece - utter shit
The great thing about these western incursions into Arab counties to force regime change is that they always turn out well.
March 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
The great thing about these western incursions into Arab counties to force regime change is that they always turn out well.
Cat watch, Zaragoza
March 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Cat watch, Zaragoza
Three girls murdered in a school in England and the Right rioted.
115 murdered in a school in Iran and complicit silence. 🤫
115 murdered in a school in Iran and complicit silence. 🤫
March 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Three girls murdered in a school in England and the Right rioted.
115 murdered in a school in Iran and complicit silence. 🤫
115 murdered in a school in Iran and complicit silence. 🤫
I want my
I want my
I want my MTG
Look a those Iranians
That’s they way you do it
You bomb the fuckers on Aljazeera TV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Get yer bombs for nothing and yer Nobels for free.
I want my
I want my MTG
Look a those Iranians
That’s they way you do it
You bomb the fuckers on Aljazeera TV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Get yer bombs for nothing and yer Nobels for free.
February 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I want my
I want my
I want my MTG
Look a those Iranians
That’s they way you do it
You bomb the fuckers on Aljazeera TV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Get yer bombs for nothing and yer Nobels for free.
I want my
I want my MTG
Look a those Iranians
That’s they way you do it
You bomb the fuckers on Aljazeera TV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Get yer bombs for nothing and yer Nobels for free.
Vote Trump, they said. Keep out of wars, they said. Nobel Peace Prize, they said - are you fucking stupid? I said.
February 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Vote Trump, they said. Keep out of wars, they said. Nobel Peace Prize, they said - are you fucking stupid? I said.
Israel murdering kids ? Surely not
February 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Israel murdering kids ? Surely not
There’s something wholly distasteful watching all these sons and daughters of immigrants getting to Home Secretary and the kicking immigrants about.
February 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
There’s something wholly distasteful watching all these sons and daughters of immigrants getting to Home Secretary and the kicking immigrants about.
Cry more Reform - these ‘democracy volunteers’ pricks are apparently funded by a Tory lord
February 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Cry more Reform - these ‘democracy volunteers’ pricks are apparently funded by a Tory lord
Reform : Eat your Greens
February 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Reform : Eat your Greens
Sweltering - fuck Reform
February 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Sweltering - fuck Reform
So the BBC edited out the words ‘Free Palestine’ but left in the word n****r.
Sort of sums them up who they care about.
Sort of sums them up who they care about.
February 24, 2026 at 9:43 AM
So the BBC edited out the words ‘Free Palestine’ but left in the word n****r.
Sort of sums them up who they care about.
Sort of sums them up who they care about.
Incredible the number of people’s faces the Trump leopard eats that go: but I never thought…
Divs
Divs
February 21, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Incredible the number of people’s faces the Trump leopard eats that go: but I never thought…
Divs
Divs
Me, when someone tells me the circumference of a circle can’t be divided only into infinity by its radius
February 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Me, when someone tells me the circumference of a circle can’t be divided only into infinity by its radius
Aye, him and his family will be nowhere near any fucking fighting he’s so keen on everyone else doing.
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Aye, him and his family will be nowhere near any fucking fighting he’s so keen on everyone else doing.
In other news Donald Trump described the Second World War as: Not that nice
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 AM
In other news Donald Trump described the Second World War as: Not that nice
Next week Egon Ronay explores the diverse world of multiple personalities and advises: just be yourself
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Next week Egon Ronay explores the diverse world of multiple personalities and advises: just be yourself
‘You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.’
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
‘You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.’
