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Perfect Television
July 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Count Binface x Angine de Poitrine
July 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
CGI projections of the teams’ starting line ups onto the buildings of the lower Manhattan skyline. All different sizes. Quite hard to see. What a start from ITV. Don’t see that making it through the first round of games.
June 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Sad to announce that my high concept 90s trad britpop covers bad, Dad Rock, is now on indefinite hiatus.

But please look for the first shows from my krautrock tribute, Can’t.
April 19, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Hopping on the client’s compliance training portal to use the built up in Web 2.0 features to give their training course 3/5 stars. It was fine.
April 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Using Nelson’s tactics at Trafalgar to absolutely hammer my four year old in the Lego Pirates of the Caribbean naval combat minigame
March 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
You see a lot of dogshit low effort video content aimed at kids but “cartoon cars modded into an otherwise unchanged GTA 5 overlaid with library recordings of nursery rhymes” is … something else.
March 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Idea for an elder millennial animal husbandry influencer called The Bae of Pigs
January 21, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Phone just autocorrected my shopping list to “Türkiye”. Woke nonsense.
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
We all know about Schindler’s lifts.

But per this week’s 99% Invisible, the travelator was invented by not-that Albert Speer.

Stannah concur blog.stannahlifts.co.uk/history-of-m...
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Massive shout to the kid at my son’s school wearing an Emre Can Dortmund top for World Mental Health Day
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Matt leave for people called Matt

Pat leave for people called Pat
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted
We got paid nicely for this! And the director is a mensch.
Just heard Lamb And The Lion by The Mae Shi in the intro of a children’s animated movie.

We’re all so, so old.
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just heard Lamb And The Lion by The Mae Shi in the intro of a children’s animated movie.

We’re all so, so old.
September 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good to see them branching out from prog rock
August 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Genuine question: Why are there so many Brazilian (Portuguese?) tourists in the UK at the moment??
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Big dog Pete Waterman’s model railway crew with some H0 scale banter.
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Experimenting with LinkedIn shitposting
July 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ok but if I did finally watch Breaking Bad what would it give me that I couldn’t get already from the lyrics of Kid Charlemagne?
June 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Song title: NFI to the Winchester Bookfair
February 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Attention fellow old men: there’s a new Mclusky album
February 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can’t believe I’ve been fucked over by the discontinuation of a proprietary mop-head system AGAIN!
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me, making a difference by switching social media platforms
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM