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Stego Paul
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I'm a big fan of dinosaurs. I've enjoyed retrogamining since before it was retro. I like space & science, too.
"I didn't see you at camouflage training…"
September 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The joke is on them - my kids already know how to swear 😜
September 18, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Memories of the computers at school!

We had 2 in my 1st school, but there was a whole room of them in my next. We even had a BBC Master!

You can't see the disk drives very well in this picture but they were sometimes big enough to sit the monitor on and 5¼ floppy disk case nearby.

#nostalgia #80s
September 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Is this cruel to the cats, or kind to the mice?
September 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I could never be a rebel like this!
September 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The things regular businesses offered in the past!
September 17, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Everybody knows Badgers loves MASHED POTATO!

I remember enjoying this after school. I don't really remember what happened in it. Badger caused choas and Bodger had to try and deal with it. It was a lot of silly fun. There was a lot of mashed potato involved.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Did you hear about the corn flakes?

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I'll tell you tomorrow, it's a cereal.
September 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
And, as it turns out, the final joke. The rest of the roll is just those few jokes, and the puzzle, repeated. It feels deceptive. I'll have to find another "dad joke" source.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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Because it was stuck in a crack.

#joke
September 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Hmmm, I think this is the 5th item, and it's not a joke. It's a word search of stereotypical "dad" things.
September 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
A ghost said 'boo' to the toilet…

It was a shock to the cistern!
September 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
What did one toilet say to the other?

You appear a bit flushed.
September 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
What did the police officer say to his belly-button?

You're under a vest
September 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Why did the mechanic fart?

The car he was working on just needed a little gas

🚗⛽ 🤦

#joke #jokes #funny #humour
September 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I remember I was given some Dad Joke toilet roll for father's day. I thought it might be fun to share the jokes. I don't know how many there are. I don't know what they are like.

Feel free to reply with your own.
September 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Just watched Spiderman Brand New Day. It wasn't bad. It's not really my type of film, but we've been watching most of the Mavel movies with the kids and they've been quite enjoyable.

We saw it in 4DX, which involves sitting in a moving seat. There is occasional scents, and water. I didn't like it.
September 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM