Stephen Peters
@stephen-peters.bsky.social
Web Nerd, Tinker-er, Futurist, Author, Father
Ever feel like you don't fit in all that well with how a group works?
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Why I Always Feel Like The Odd Man Out At AA-type Recovery Groups
And maybe you do too
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September 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Ever feel like you don't fit in all that well with how a group works?
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September 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Feeling grumpy when you have nothing to be grumpy about? It could be what you're eating.
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Feeling Bad? It Might Be What You’re Eating
Every thing we put in our bodies affects us.
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September 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Feeling grumpy when you have nothing to be grumpy about? It could be what you're eating.
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What do you drink, when you're not drinking?
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September 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
What do you drink, when you're not drinking?
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So, what have I been up to?
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Put on your socks, comb your locks and let's go | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
The 2026 Mondo Croquet World Championships and Mad Hatter Picnic was a big success. Click here to view more photos. There will be video co
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September 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
So, what have I been up to?
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A hangover is like an onion. You peel one layer off the hangover and there's another, smaller, hangover underneath.
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Alcohol: The Freshmaker
More things I didn't know
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June 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A hangover is like an onion. You peel one layer off the hangover and there's another, smaller, hangover underneath.
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Mondo Croquet – June 20th, 2026
Mondo Croquet Game, Portland June 20, 2026
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June 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Meanwhile...
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Is Your Daughter A Type Of Toothbrush? | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
These are the questions we have to consider in these modern days. I'm fresh back from one of Jenn Kraft's excellent fun Postcrossing postca
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June 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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The Nutella Incident, it's called.
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
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The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
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May 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The Nutella Incident, it's called.
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
🧵 1/2 →
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
🧵 1/2 →
The Nutella Incident, it's called.
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
🧵 1/2 →
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
🧵 1/2 →
May 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The Nutella Incident, it's called.
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
🧵 1/2 →
The Lesson: Do not ignore the human factors. What happens when the mission to Mars runs low on Nutella?
Find out here:
https://mars.tikimojo.com/2026/05/22/the-nutella-incident/
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I ran one of those ATS testing things against a copy of my resume. Here's one of the things it told me. Would you hire this guy?
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May 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I ran one of those ATS testing things against a copy of my resume. Here's one of the things it told me. Would you hire this guy?
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I ran one of those ATS testing things against a copy of my resume. Here's one of the things it told me. Would you hire this guy?
🧵 1/3 →
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May 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I ran one of those ATS testing things against a copy of my resume. Here's one of the things it told me. Would you hire this guy?
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Gas prices? Should you live in a bike-friendly area one of these can indeed replace many of your car trips.
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
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An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
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May 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Gas prices? Should you live in a bike-friendly area one of these can indeed replace many of your car trips.
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
🧵 1/2 →
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
🧵 1/2 →
Gas prices? Should you live in a bike-friendly area one of these can indeed replace many of your car trips.
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
🧵 1/2 →
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
🧵 1/2 →
May 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Gas prices? Should you live in a bike-friendly area one of these can indeed replace many of your car trips.
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
🧵 1/2 →
An electric grocery and people hauler. It can also carry two kids or one adult passenger.
My new one should be arriving by next week, yahoo!
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The Supreme Court has ruled that a sitting President is immune from criminal prosecution. So what does a President do? Go on a crime spree and make it a TV show!
President Dingus returns in The Big Gundown:
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President Dingus returns in The Big Gundown:
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President Dingus Returns in The Big Gundown
For the new readers out there, the Supreme Court has ruled that a sitting President is immune from criminal prosecution. So what does a President do? Go on a crime spree and make it a TV show! Catch ...
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May 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The Supreme Court has ruled that a sitting President is immune from criminal prosecution. So what does a President do? Go on a crime spree and make it a TV show!
President Dingus returns in The Big Gundown:
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President Dingus returns in The Big Gundown:
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What can we imagine about the future?
What can we imagine about the future?
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What can we imagine about the future?
What can we imagine about the future?
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"“Personally, we don’t have a checklist that we need to cross out,” says Theo. “But we were talking to some friends of ours, you know, and they’re like, ‘I need to suck a dick every single day. Ideally two dicks.’ “Again, these are people who are surgeons.”"
"“Personally, we don’t have a checklist that we need to cross out,” says Theo. “But we were talking to some friends of ours, you know, and they’re like, ‘I need to suck a dick every single day. Ideally two dicks.’ “Again, these are people who are surgeons.”"
Meanwhile, in an Alternative Reality | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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"“Personally, we don’t have a checklist that we need to cross out,” says Theo. “But we were talking to some friends of ours, you know, and they’re like, ‘I need to suck a dick every single day. Ideally two dicks.’ “Again, these are people who are surgeons.”"
"“Personally, we don’t have a checklist that we need to cross out,” says Theo. “But we were talking to some friends of ours, you know, and they’re like, ‘I need to suck a dick every single day. Ideally two dicks.’ “Again, these are people who are surgeons.”"
The big man bends down and lights the cigarette hanging from the pig’s mouth. The pig’s eyeing the barking banshees hopping madly in the lawn with clear disdain. “Hey, Porkchop. Sure this is the place?” www.patreon.com/posts/does-y...
April 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The big man bends down and lights the cigarette hanging from the pig’s mouth. The pig’s eyeing the barking banshees hopping madly in the lawn with clear disdain. “Hey, Porkchop. Sure this is the place?” www.patreon.com/posts/does-y...
What do men want? I'd say this is the best description I've read in some time, and it is a surprisingly fun read :
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Men Only Want One Thing
And it's disgusting
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March 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
What do men want? I'd say this is the best description I've read in some time, and it is a surprisingly fun read :
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Meanwhile, in the Muska-Dome:
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February 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Meanwhile, in the Muska-Dome:
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Meanwhile, in my world: downandoutinportland.substack.com/p/reflection...
Reflections On My Recovery Path
Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
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February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Prepare yours-elf and your ears for the Mighty Star Wars Christmas Album!
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Tunes for a Merry Happy | The Last Tiki Bar on Mars
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December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Prepare yours-elf and your ears for the Mighty Star Wars Christmas Album!
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