Steve Danger Moore
@stevenmoore722.bsky.social
Notable expert on nothing. I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
New season today. I guess I'll take a shower.
September 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
New season today. I guess I'll take a shower.
Offering suggestions for Halloween costumes, mostly for the ladies in my neighborhood.
Skipping all the costume nonsense and just going as a slut this year
September 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Offering suggestions for Halloween costumes, mostly for the ladies in my neighborhood.
Sometimes I watch movies in different languages because I like to keep my mind sharp in relation to languages I've learned. I just tried to watch a movie with a German title. I sat there not understanding a single word despite speaking German for years.
The movie was in French.
The movie was in French.
September 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Sometimes I watch movies in different languages because I like to keep my mind sharp in relation to languages I've learned. I just tried to watch a movie with a German title. I sat there not understanding a single word despite speaking German for years.
The movie was in French.
The movie was in French.
My daughter is off school today so I took her to the playground so she could play with her friends in the neighborhood. There was only a young couple there with a baby when we got there and they pushed her on the swing, then packed up to leave. The large Irish Setter that was sitting by the bench
September 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
My daughter is off school today so I took her to the playground so she could play with her friends in the neighborhood. There was only a young couple there with a baby when we got there and they pushed her on the swing, then packed up to leave. The large Irish Setter that was sitting by the bench
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Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Earth, Wind and Fire tonight.
September 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Earth, Wind and Fire tonight.
If you live somewhere that is cold enough to require a dome for your sports teams, don't live there anymore.
September 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
If you live somewhere that is cold enough to require a dome for your sports teams, don't live there anymore.
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Reposting this would be very helpful. We're having a tough month at Skype a Scientist between much of my energy being devoted to Academy of Natural Sciences stuff. I need help!!
Goooood morning!
The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols!
Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded!
Get one at SquidFacts.net
Pls repost ❤️
The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols!
Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded!
Get one at SquidFacts.net
Pls repost ❤️
September 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Reposting this would be very helpful. We're having a tough month at Skype a Scientist between much of my energy being devoted to Academy of Natural Sciences stuff. I need help!!
How I spend my life.https://share.google/0sOcvcHHT2u0aQO9L
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September 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
How I spend my life.https://share.google/0sOcvcHHT2u0aQO9L
Scrolling through random videos on YouTube and Susanna Hoffs' version of Different Drum with Mathew Sweet cam up and I have no regrets.
youtu.be/GRO5ZZuJGYI?...
youtu.be/GRO5ZZuJGYI?...
Susanna Hoffs Matthew Sweet Different Drum
YouTube video by George Waxstetter
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September 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Scrolling through random videos on YouTube and Susanna Hoffs' version of Different Drum with Mathew Sweet cam up and I have no regrets.
youtu.be/GRO5ZZuJGYI?...
youtu.be/GRO5ZZuJGYI?...
Hanging out with my friend Joe Limpweenie from Brooklyn (not his real name, but way funnier) and he throws out a Tommy Karate Pitera story. Back in the 80s Tommy wanted to see If his fists hissed like a fastball before they made contact so they took video. They did. He was that fast.
September 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hanging out with my friend Joe Limpweenie from Brooklyn (not his real name, but way funnier) and he throws out a Tommy Karate Pitera story. Back in the 80s Tommy wanted to see If his fists hissed like a fastball before they made contact so they took video. They did. He was that fast.
Yeah, I'm broke, but I never had shit, so I'm consistent.
September 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Yeah, I'm broke, but I never had shit, so I'm consistent.
I don't know what Ed Sheeran said or didn't say.
I will say this.
Jews are people.
Palestinians.are.people.
Governments are shit. They're shit people with agendas based on the kind of greed that we can't begin to comprehend.
I love Palestinians as much as I love Jews.
If you can't, fuck you
I will say this.
Jews are people.
Palestinians.are.people.
Governments are shit. They're shit people with agendas based on the kind of greed that we can't begin to comprehend.
I love Palestinians as much as I love Jews.
If you can't, fuck you
September 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I don't know what Ed Sheeran said or didn't say.
I will say this.
Jews are people.
Palestinians.are.people.
Governments are shit. They're shit people with agendas based on the kind of greed that we can't begin to comprehend.
I love Palestinians as much as I love Jews.
If you can't, fuck you
I will say this.
Jews are people.
Palestinians.are.people.
Governments are shit. They're shit people with agendas based on the kind of greed that we can't begin to comprehend.
I love Palestinians as much as I love Jews.
If you can't, fuck you
I'm not crying, you're crying.
September 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Me on my way to Salem today.
I got no brakes,
so I have fun,
I won't slow down
For anyone.
I got no brakes,
so I have fun,
I won't slow down
For anyone.
September 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Me on my way to Salem today.
I got no brakes,
so I have fun,
I won't slow down
For anyone.
I got no brakes,
so I have fun,
I won't slow down
For anyone.
In a world of people who aren't this guy, be this guy.
🥰😍🙏👍
September 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
In a world of people who aren't this guy, be this guy.
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"Are you fuckin' serious? You're fuckin' serious right now? I'm asking, I wanna know, are you fuckin' serious?"
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
"Are you fuckin' serious? You're fuckin' serious right now? I'm asking, I wanna know, are you fuckin' serious?"
It has just become medically and mathematically impossible without risking certain death to sit on the porch and get as high as gas prices.
Thank you for coming to my weed talk.
Thank you for coming to my weed talk.
September 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It has just become medically and mathematically impossible without risking certain death to sit on the porch and get as high as gas prices.
Thank you for coming to my weed talk.
Thank you for coming to my weed talk.
I may agree with your argument, but please do not reply with "Is water wet?"
No.
Water is not wet. Water is liquid. Things that water touches are wet. Liquid can not be wet, it can only be liquid.
Thanks for coming to my wet talk.
No.
Water is not wet. Water is liquid. Things that water touches are wet. Liquid can not be wet, it can only be liquid.
Thanks for coming to my wet talk.
September 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I may agree with your argument, but please do not reply with "Is water wet?"
No.
Water is not wet. Water is liquid. Things that water touches are wet. Liquid can not be wet, it can only be liquid.
Thanks for coming to my wet talk.
No.
Water is not wet. Water is liquid. Things that water touches are wet. Liquid can not be wet, it can only be liquid.
Thanks for coming to my wet talk.
Shouldn't bisexual women be called More-or-less-bians?
September 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Shouldn't bisexual women be called More-or-less-bians?
Remember the "Bear Jew"?
Can't we just "Bear Jew" him?
Can't we just "Bear Jew" him?
September 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Remember the "Bear Jew"?
Can't we just "Bear Jew" him?
Can't we just "Bear Jew" him?
I'm going to start an abortion clinic called "Don't Kid Yourself,".
September 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I'm going to start an abortion clinic called "Don't Kid Yourself,".
It took me a while to find it, but I finally found the picture I took of my grandfather (far right) with Danny Trejo, James Spader from The Blacklist and Diana Ross.
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
It took me a while to find it, but I finally found the picture I took of my grandfather (far right) with Danny Trejo, James Spader from The Blacklist and Diana Ross.