Now I understand the appeal of certain movie franchises.

He wins the “could not be more stupider” challenge again.

Just imagining it is beyond the life of civilized people. Shouting it joyfully should be a crime. But if they go through with it… I hope the courts are clogged for years with those pressing suits for damages. Shit, this mug has young children.

And they will increasingly grow stiffer spines. Watch.

It’s the greatest recruiting moment the Takiban, the Iranian regime, the North Koreans and the Russians have ever been given.

Tulsi is back!

Beyond Don Martin’s MAD Magazine Fester Bestertester.

They’ll have to come for me first.

For a hologram tour?

This could be a fairy tale about a wicked queen. Who was also a lush.