world’s gassiest bird
@stinkbeak.bsky.social
a bird named Wyatt and sometimes I fart a LOT
what exactly are you plapping with…
September 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
what exactly are you plapping with…
PPBBLAAARRRBBBBRRRRTT yeah sure!
September 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
PPBBLAAARRRBBBBRRRRTT yeah sure!
First in line! You can get under my ass right now.
September 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
First in line! You can get under my ass right now.
I think maybe u should be an apex blob w/ a huge body count and then be usurped and churned by a smaller blob. but thats just me
August 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I think maybe u should be an apex blob w/ a huge body count and then be usurped and churned by a smaller blob. but thats just me
when the blobpred’s ass ripples from the force of churned blobass rips 💚
August 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
when the blobpred’s ass ripples from the force of churned blobass rips 💚
should gassy blobs be eating other yes or no
August 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
should gassy blobs be eating other yes or no
Then you’ll become them? I thought this was obvious my love
August 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Then you’ll become them? I thought this was obvious my love
Get a bird husband who calls your farts “awesome”
August 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Get a bird husband who calls your farts “awesome”