Dave Berman - Stop Trump
@stoptrump.substack.com
The second great moral question of our time will be "What did you do to stop Donald Trump?"
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The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most:
1. Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
2. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
3. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!
4. We're up to 15! (stab wounds)
5. Must... destroy... mankind. <beep beep> Ooh, lunchtime!
1. Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
2. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
3. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!
4. We're up to 15! (stab wounds)
5. Must... destroy... mankind. <beep beep> Ooh, lunchtime!
August 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most:
1. Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
2. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
3. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!
4. We're up to 15! (stab wounds)
5. Must... destroy... mankind. <beep beep> Ooh, lunchtime!
1. Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!)
2. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
3. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!
4. We're up to 15! (stab wounds)
5. Must... destroy... mankind. <beep beep> Ooh, lunchtime!
To whom it may concern: If an annual recurring event is given a number denoting how many times it has occurred, then that number is not the ANNIVERSARY of that event! Super Bowl 50 was NOT the 50th anniversary of the Super Bowl, dammit. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
July 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
To whom it may concern: If an annual recurring event is given a number denoting how many times it has occurred, then that number is not the ANNIVERSARY of that event! Super Bowl 50 was NOT the 50th anniversary of the Super Bowl, dammit. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
