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Storm Crow
@storm-x-crow.bsky.social
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Gale (they/them) rat-thing, 35, warplock engineer.

Shitposting from the closet (Metro Detroit) - 18+ only, scram.

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nicolashenin.net
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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brushfeather.art
Heck yeah! I'll have supply of these at Keene pride and Furpoc!
Same image as the OP, but printed instead of a digital mock-up. Looks vibrant!
September 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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karengeier.com
Explain AuDHD to me

Ok
September 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
storm-x-crow.bsky.social
Photo of my cat Lily, a tiny torbie who loves me so, so fucking much. That if I'm not standing she's laying on me and if I am standing she's yells at me until I'm not so she can lay on me. She is sitting in my lap in bed, flopped back looking at me with her huge bright green eyes. In the background, you can see her rainbow cat bed on a short chest of drawers so it's level with my bed. I toss and turn too much in my sleep for her to sleep on top of me so we compromise.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
storm-x-crow.bsky.social
Just burn America to the ground and start over at this fucking point ...
September 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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achai.bark.how
werewolf TF should let you choose between biped and quadruped because i just wanna be a silly lil guy sometimes and get picked up by a guy who probably loves Linkin Park and Adderall
September 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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marcusjmerritt.com
Power Lines Drawing #146 (Highland Park, MI)

Original drawing for sale at my store
8" x 10" black ink on paper
$200 USD

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Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole with a broken streetlight and power lines
September 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
storm-x-crow.bsky.social
Sir you take up my parking spot again I'm taking your trouble puffs.
Photo taken from the street of a tuxedo cat rolling around in my driveway. Yes I need to mow the lawn I keep having emergencies or rain on my day off . Parked and out of my van, he didn't run. A mis-marked tuxedo cat with gold eyes. He's got a black splotch on his nose like a skull. And he's friendly! Minute I got out of my van and crouched down he flopped at my feet for pets. A tuxedo cat flopped over belly up being petted.
September 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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sallllltywater.bsky.social
🗣️rate my new wireless mouse🗣️
September 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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brushwolf.bsky.social
1) Labyrinth follows the Muppet [whatever] format in the Jennifer Connolly is the only human (Toby being a baby is pretty much a muppet anyway and Bowie is whatever fey/alien Bowie was).

2) Labyrinth is the closest we’re ever going to get to The Muppet Elric Sailor on the Seas of Fate
September 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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jeffdeboer.bsky.social
Today I fully assembled the first Fat Henry mouse! Just need to document the parts in a final photo and I can finish assembling the other 14. #jeffdeboer #henryviii #mouseart #mousearmour #mouse
September 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
September 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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verityholloway.bsky.social
What's to stop someone who owns an ossuary from stacking all the spines together and making one looooooong guy?
September 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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ascalaphid.com
about 10 main pages left to assemble for the critter zine, plus intro/forward, endpapers, and the cover, then probably a bunch of editing but the end is in sight
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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atlasboscrispa.bsky.social
White Freckles (b.1913)
Monroe, Monroe County Michigan.

📸 Minolta Maxxum 7000i
🎞️ Kodak Gold

#photography #film #filmphotography #believeinfilm #minolta #35mm #lomo #architecture #queenanne #oldbuildings #houses #monroe #michigan #puremichigan
A street of white Queen Anne and craftsman style houses on Macomb Street, near the River Raisin.
September 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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gothgirl.bsky.social
Going to start saying all my enemies are ontologically English.
September 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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arturdesouza.bsky.social
Picture of a rat looking to a bat and saying OMG! AN ANGEL
September 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
we need more bats on here
September 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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magentaratgirl.bsky.social
I am taking in a new (old) rat son from a situation in which he was kept solo and neglected and would like to get him set up properly with cozy things and enrichment and toys if anyone would be willing to help contribute via tips it would be very appreciated and rewarded! 😘

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September 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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nuiipointer.bsky.social
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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eddieapoc.bsky.social
Soviet Glass, Michigan Water

Shkolnik 120
Kodak Gold

#FilmPhotography
#ShittyCameraChallenge
Sunset in South Haven Michigan.
September 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
storm-x-crow.bsky.social
Words cannot describe the whimsical joy it brings me that half the time, @borzbot.bsky.social and @possumeveryhour.io post at the same time.

Slonk'n'chonk cryptids.
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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borzbot.bsky.social
September 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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possumeveryhour.io
September 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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shujy.bsky.social
Got a new shirt to commemorate therapy! Really wish it came in a bigger size than 4XL!
September 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM