StrangeCharmQuark
@strangecharmquark.bsky.social
Late-night nerd culture thoughts. 🌃👽👾
An Easter Island and a Christmas Island imply the existance of a Thanksgiving Island and a Halloween Island.
July 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
An Easter Island and a Christmas Island imply the existance of a Thanksgiving Island and a Halloween Island.
My favourite fanfiction is The Book of Mormon musical. It is Bible fanfiction.
May 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My favourite fanfiction is The Book of Mormon musical. It is Bible fanfiction.
Schrodinger's sexuality. Are they gay? Are they straight? They are all sexualities and none at all simultaneously until they chose to share it with you.
May 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Schrodinger's sexuality. Are they gay? Are they straight? They are all sexualities and none at all simultaneously until they chose to share it with you.
The millennial fantasy is so humble, like, we dream about getting a job that pays a living wage. We would love to buy groceries without going bankrupt. We're not asking for much.
April 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The millennial fantasy is so humble, like, we dream about getting a job that pays a living wage. We would love to buy groceries without going bankrupt. We're not asking for much.
Cochella camping is just fort building for adults.
April 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Cochella camping is just fort building for adults.
Did you actually fuck up your life? Or is it just not going the way you expected it to go?
March 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Did you actually fuck up your life? Or is it just not going the way you expected it to go?
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“Vice President JD Vance thinks aliens are visiting earth and that they are Demons” is the most “I wish Carl Sagan were alive” moment I’ve had in a while.
March 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
“Vice President JD Vance thinks aliens are visiting earth and that they are Demons” is the most “I wish Carl Sagan were alive” moment I’ve had in a while.
I'm rewatching a show that I really loved in the 90s.
It's about a childcare worker that was constantly in inappropriate situtations with her employer.
Anyway, The Nanny was a great show.
It's about a childcare worker that was constantly in inappropriate situtations with her employer.
Anyway, The Nanny was a great show.
March 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I'm rewatching a show that I really loved in the 90s.
It's about a childcare worker that was constantly in inappropriate situtations with her employer.
Anyway, The Nanny was a great show.
It's about a childcare worker that was constantly in inappropriate situtations with her employer.
Anyway, The Nanny was a great show.
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Don't try and tell me I am using Animal Crossing as a crutch for my seasonal depression, that would be rude. And accurate.
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Don't try and tell me I am using Animal Crossing as a crutch for my seasonal depression, that would be rude. And accurate.
Being single isn't terrible because you're lonely; being single is terrible because they only sell celery in bunches and you couldn't possibly eat it all yourself before it goes bad.
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Being single isn't terrible because you're lonely; being single is terrible because they only sell celery in bunches and you couldn't possibly eat it all yourself before it goes bad.
I love ghost stories, which is why I love hearing that the spectre of Henry VIII haunts Hampton Court. This means there is still a chance, 600 years later, that I could tell him he's an asshole for executing two of his wives.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I love ghost stories, which is why I love hearing that the spectre of Henry VIII haunts Hampton Court. This means there is still a chance, 600 years later, that I could tell him he's an asshole for executing two of his wives.
*gestures around at everything* I can't believe I survived a global pandemic for this.
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
*gestures around at everything* I can't believe I survived a global pandemic for this.
Okay well....challenge accepted Ace Attorney
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Okay well....challenge accepted Ace Attorney
Drusilla from Buffy, Callisto from Xena, and Hexadecimal from Reboot are female characters who were attractive because they had a rage inside of them that they were allowed to feel. A rage that women in the real world are not allowed to have.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Drusilla from Buffy, Callisto from Xena, and Hexadecimal from Reboot are female characters who were attractive because they had a rage inside of them that they were allowed to feel. A rage that women in the real world are not allowed to have.
There are several childhood tv show theme songs that live rent-free in my brain.
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
There are several childhood tv show theme songs that live rent-free in my brain.
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
If the last five years of your social media history don't get you banned from entering the US I don't want to be friends with you.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If the last five years of your social media history don't get you banned from entering the US I don't want to be friends with you.
I love seeing everyone's Spotify Wrapped today. You can tell so much about a person by what music they listen to, and for some of you, who hurt you? I just wanna talk to that person.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love seeing everyone's Spotify Wrapped today. You can tell so much about a person by what music they listen to, and for some of you, who hurt you? I just wanna talk to that person.
If I had a nickel for every time someone was a sexy FBI agent in the 90s, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I had a nickel for every time someone was a sexy FBI agent in the 90s, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Kyle Mclaughlin created a wine called "Pursued by Bear" and as a Twin Peaks, theatre AND wine fan I require this wine, that would be a damn fine glass of wine. But it's not sold in Canada! Gah!
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Kyle Mclaughlin created a wine called "Pursued by Bear" and as a Twin Peaks, theatre AND wine fan I require this wine, that would be a damn fine glass of wine. But it's not sold in Canada! Gah!
When watching Buffy I did not ship:
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When watching Buffy I did not ship:
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
I will be naming my first daughter Gabrielle Andraia.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I will be naming my first daughter Gabrielle Andraia.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
The entire X-Files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The entire X-Files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
My ex who cheated writes Star Wars fanfiction, so if you see them, please make sure you compliment their Star Trek fanfiction.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My ex who cheated writes Star Wars fanfiction, so if you see them, please make sure you compliment their Star Trek fanfiction.
Creamy mechanical keyboards sound the best. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Creamy mechanical keyboards sound the best. I will not be taking questions at this time.