🍓Strawberrywish ⭐
@strawberrywish.bsky.social
Art Therapist, Sex Therapist, and weirdo extraordinaire.
We don't talk enough about how Billie Piper has been a goddess among men.
July 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
We don't talk enough about how Billie Piper has been a goddess among men.
Helping my mom poke holes in the ground to try and see how big a rock is 🙄
July 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Helping my mom poke holes in the ground to try and see how big a rock is 🙄
My mom, as usual, put a plate of fixings for sandwiches out and I was like ........ This is what I would usually put in one sandwich for myself.
July 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
My mom, as usual, put a plate of fixings for sandwiches out and I was like ........ This is what I would usually put in one sandwich for myself.
Dad: we went out to dinner and shared a eggplant parmesan and both of us ate it for 2 nights! It was a lot! Wow!
July 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Dad: we went out to dinner and shared a eggplant parmesan and both of us ate it for 2 nights! It was a lot! Wow!
Mom was wicked jazzed for nachos. She wanted nothing on them. They are corn chips with cheese. And then she just said that she should have asked for "green stuff, not mayonnaise." Not unrelated, I imagine, she was just diagnosed with cerebral atrophy.
June 21, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mom was wicked jazzed for nachos. She wanted nothing on them. They are corn chips with cheese. And then she just said that she should have asked for "green stuff, not mayonnaise." Not unrelated, I imagine, she was just diagnosed with cerebral atrophy.
And my dad literally just said, "I got allegash white. Because of the commercial on tv!"
June 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
And my dad literally just said, "I got allegash white. Because of the commercial on tv!"
Today, mom's 5 minutes was a mere 18!
June 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Today, mom's 5 minutes was a mere 18!
Love to see @idislikestephen.bsky.social show up even in my daily @nhpr.org daily email. I watched ever season of Survivor (for the very first time) during covid shutdowns and this is exactly the 50th content we all need. www.nhpr.org/2026-05-20/e...
May 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Love to see @idislikestephen.bsky.social show up even in my daily @nhpr.org daily email. I watched ever season of Survivor (for the very first time) during covid shutdowns and this is exactly the 50th content we all need. www.nhpr.org/2026-05-20/e...
If I see way more earplugs than not at your show, bro, just fucking turn down the dBs. #GeriateicMillennial
May 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If I see way more earplugs than not at your show, bro, just fucking turn down the dBs. #GeriateicMillennial
Mom: wow! Look at the size of that sandwich!
March 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Mom: wow! Look at the size of that sandwich!
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Is he talking about Iran or the U.S.?
March 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Is he talking about Iran or the U.S.?
Me: I was told there was bacon.
Dad: SNOOZE YA LOSE TOOTS
Me: 🫠
Dad: SNOOZE YA LOSE TOOTS
Me: 🫠
March 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Me: I was told there was bacon.
Dad: SNOOZE YA LOSE TOOTS
Me: 🫠
Dad: SNOOZE YA LOSE TOOTS
Me: 🫠
My mom just talked about light cheese on pizza like a positive thing. So, further proof of sociopath status.
March 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My mom just talked about light cheese on pizza like a positive thing. So, further proof of sociopath status.
These sponges all have different jobs apparently? So, it took me a couple guesses to get the right one for just washing a dish in the sink...
March 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM
These sponges all have different jobs apparently? So, it took me a couple guesses to get the right one for just washing a dish in the sink...
Friends, this is what we're dealing with.
March 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Friends, this is what we're dealing with.
Heard at various times today-
Mom: he's the one with the big glass window back there. He likes to do weird exercise poses there, it's fun to watch.
Dad: you can see into that house pretty well from the back if you have binoculars.
Mom: he's the one with the big glass window back there. He likes to do weird exercise poses there, it's fun to watch.
Dad: you can see into that house pretty well from the back if you have binoculars.
March 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Heard at various times today-
Mom: he's the one with the big glass window back there. He likes to do weird exercise poses there, it's fun to watch.
Dad: you can see into that house pretty well from the back if you have binoculars.
Mom: he's the one with the big glass window back there. He likes to do weird exercise poses there, it's fun to watch.
Dad: you can see into that house pretty well from the back if you have binoculars.
In the series of "we have heaps of Tupperware but use things with ill fitting, inappropriate lids" I give you "raisins" and "coffee."
March 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In the series of "we have heaps of Tupperware but use things with ill fitting, inappropriate lids" I give you "raisins" and "coffee."
You haven't lived until you've heard my mom gasp at her own dying duck fart and then sneeze with the force of a hurricane while enhancing it as she makes a sound that's roughly what a child makes when they crash fighting action figures together.
March 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You haven't lived until you've heard my mom gasp at her own dying duck fart and then sneeze with the force of a hurricane while enhancing it as she makes a sound that's roughly what a child makes when they crash fighting action figures together.
My mom just stood in front of the Google home and asked for the temperature in 3 different locations and the AQI in 5 different locations and I haven't had coffee yet and will be throwing myself off the balcony.
March 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My mom just stood in front of the Google home and asked for the temperature in 3 different locations and the AQI in 5 different locations and I haven't had coffee yet and will be throwing myself off the balcony.
Last night for dinner, our salad was ready.
March 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Last night for dinner, our salad was ready.
Mom: those pictures from my retirement party in the late 1970s--
Me: you retired at 35?
Mom: no, but at that party--
Me: 🤔
Mom: at that party, in all these pictures, most of these people are dead. But one of the people who is still alive, she's in every picture holding a cigarette.
Me: you retired at 35?
Mom: no, but at that party--
Me: 🤔
Mom: at that party, in all these pictures, most of these people are dead. But one of the people who is still alive, she's in every picture holding a cigarette.
March 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Mom: those pictures from my retirement party in the late 1970s--
Me: you retired at 35?
Mom: no, but at that party--
Me: 🤔
Mom: at that party, in all these pictures, most of these people are dead. But one of the people who is still alive, she's in every picture holding a cigarette.
Me: you retired at 35?
Mom: no, but at that party--
Me: 🤔
Mom: at that party, in all these pictures, most of these people are dead. But one of the people who is still alive, she's in every picture holding a cigarette.
Mom: you might enjoy looking at those old pictures. [Redacted] is in there, when she was a young, skinny woman. Alcoholic. I'll leave them around somewhere so you can look at this stuff when I'm dead.
March 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Mom: you might enjoy looking at those old pictures. [Redacted] is in there, when she was a young, skinny woman. Alcoholic. I'll leave them around somewhere so you can look at this stuff when I'm dead.
Something I have learned is that if you don't get hearing aids when your hearing starts going, those parts of your brain start to die off and hearing aids don't bring it back. Get them immediately. Don't put it off.
Mom: everything's better with bacon!
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
March 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Something I have learned is that if you don't get hearing aids when your hearing starts going, those parts of your brain start to die off and hearing aids don't bring it back. Get them immediately. Don't put it off.
Mom: everything's better with bacon!
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
March 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Mom: everything's better with bacon!
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
Me: there's a maple bacon one in there if you want it.
Mom: what? There's lots of people making money?
Me: there's a maple bacon one you can have.
Mom: lots of people buying things making money?
Me: you said things are better with bacon, there's a bacon one.
Mom: OH MY GOD! I will never sit across from him again while we're eating. It was DISGUSTING! HE EATS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN! Three or four times I was on the verge of gagging! He used to be superintendent of schools! Think about how many dinners he had to go to and ruined! Worst 90m I've ever spent.
March 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Mom: OH MY GOD! I will never sit across from him again while we're eating. It was DISGUSTING! HE EATS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN! Three or four times I was on the verge of gagging! He used to be superintendent of schools! Think about how many dinners he had to go to and ruined! Worst 90m I've ever spent.