Everett Marten
@striiide.bsky.social
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
23 ⬩ he\him ⬩ part-time weasel
23 ⬩ he\him ⬩ part-time weasel
When I see that booty, baby
Weasel body's out of sight
Wanna take a bite
Got an appetite for all that fuzzy wuzzy lovin' yum
Feelin' heat like Mount St. Helens, hun
I'm a sittin' duck who's been thunderstruck, baby
Gettin razzle dazzled by that furry butt, maybe
Back it up, back it up
Weasel body's out of sight
Wanna take a bite
Got an appetite for all that fuzzy wuzzy lovin' yum
Feelin' heat like Mount St. Helens, hun
I'm a sittin' duck who's been thunderstruck, baby
Gettin razzle dazzled by that furry butt, maybe
Back it up, back it up
September 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
When I see that booty, baby
Weasel body's out of sight
Wanna take a bite
Got an appetite for all that fuzzy wuzzy lovin' yum
Feelin' heat like Mount St. Helens, hun
I'm a sittin' duck who's been thunderstruck, baby
Gettin razzle dazzled by that furry butt, maybe
Back it up, back it up
Weasel body's out of sight
Wanna take a bite
Got an appetite for all that fuzzy wuzzy lovin' yum
Feelin' heat like Mount St. Helens, hun
I'm a sittin' duck who's been thunderstruck, baby
Gettin razzle dazzled by that furry butt, maybe
Back it up, back it up
April 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM