Chris
@strooper1.bsky.social
39 🏳️🌈 in Seattle. I write poorly, work too much, and play video games badly. I sometimes stream and always eating.
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Chris
@strooper1.bsky.social
· Oct 1
Welcome to my annual Spooktober movie marathon! This is my first year on Bluesky, my Twitter threads of the past six years are gone :(
Here’s the rules: One movie for each day. Suggestions welcome. I will post a small review. Participation is welcome. Long form TV is excluded.
Here’s the rules: One movie for each day. Suggestions welcome. I will post a small review. Participation is welcome. Long form TV is excluded.
My legs will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran… ew wait
September 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My legs will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran… ew wait
I had a really hard time finishing this one particular book. I would put it down and pick up others. Finish those and come back. It’s been literal years of this. It’s the last in the trilogy and I can’t dnf it. I need to know. But I hate the author with a passion. I’m in the last 50 page stretch 😭
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I had a really hard time finishing this one particular book. I would put it down and pick up others. Finish those and come back. It’s been literal years of this. It’s the last in the trilogy and I can’t dnf it. I need to know. But I hate the author with a passion. I’m in the last 50 page stretch 😭
Watching this Wolverine discourse is wild. Here’s my two cents. Wolverine mania has been dead for years, but this game is being treated very weirdly. Fake videos. Ai faked reviews. And now a bunch of positive PR spins coming in all at once. Just buy the game if you want it. Fuck opinions.
September 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Watching this Wolverine discourse is wild. Here’s my two cents. Wolverine mania has been dead for years, but this game is being treated very weirdly. Fake videos. Ai faked reviews. And now a bunch of positive PR spins coming in all at once. Just buy the game if you want it. Fuck opinions.
My boyfriend takes a daily nap at 4. Today I joined him and woke up absolutely overheated, drenched in sweet, and dehydration setting in. Day naps are for the devil and I need to never do that again.
September 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My boyfriend takes a daily nap at 4. Today I joined him and woke up absolutely overheated, drenched in sweet, and dehydration setting in. Day naps are for the devil and I need to never do that again.
Katseye wouldn’t have survived the 90s pop machine or the actual Kpop machine. Those little hoes work till they’re hospitalized and then shoved back out on the stage once they’re released or dead.
August 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Katseye wouldn’t have survived the 90s pop machine or the actual Kpop machine. Those little hoes work till they’re hospitalized and then shoved back out on the stage once they’re released or dead.
Gamescom was a terrible showing this year. Is there still one more day? I’m over it.
August 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Gamescom was a terrible showing this year. Is there still one more day? I’m over it.
“Cheese pull” I yell as I pull back your foreskin
August 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“Cheese pull” I yell as I pull back your foreskin
I just felt like taking a moody pic
July 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I just felt like taking a moody pic
A Chicago twink memoir where the twist is that his boss recognizes his Gengar tattoo at the no loads refused Sniffies gangbang where the twink was bottoming. It’s a bit of a Cinderella scenario except they don’t get together or fall in love, they’re Chicago gays after all.
July 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
A Chicago twink memoir where the twist is that his boss recognizes his Gengar tattoo at the no loads refused Sniffies gangbang where the twink was bottoming. It’s a bit of a Cinderella scenario except they don’t get together or fall in love, they’re Chicago gays after all.
Sometimes I’ll pick up essentials from certain spots out of convenience. I don’t know what happened but Whole Foods toilet paper quality has dipped. It’s like wiping my ass with construction paper.
June 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sometimes I’ll pick up essentials from certain spots out of convenience. I don’t know what happened but Whole Foods toilet paper quality has dipped. It’s like wiping my ass with construction paper.
Just finished the punisher season one and DAMN that shit SUCKED! They really watch this man’s performance and said “Nobody else can play this character” and rehired him?!?!
June 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Just finished the punisher season one and DAMN that shit SUCKED! They really watch this man’s performance and said “Nobody else can play this character” and rehired him?!?!
Went to Dough Zone and they gave us double dumplings and double cucumbers. Highly blessed and favored.
June 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Went to Dough Zone and they gave us double dumplings and double cucumbers. Highly blessed and favored.
I classify certain behaviors as “stinky pussy behavior” and any gender expression can exhibit it. Watching Eurovision, stinky pussy behavior. Not signaling during a merge, your pussy is leaving stink lines behind you. Sam’s Club member, stinky pussy. Costco Executive, ph balanced elite pussy.
June 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I classify certain behaviors as “stinky pussy behavior” and any gender expression can exhibit it. Watching Eurovision, stinky pussy behavior. Not signaling during a merge, your pussy is leaving stink lines behind you. Sam’s Club member, stinky pussy. Costco Executive, ph balanced elite pussy.
I just ate half of the leftover cake instead of going to the gym. It was delicious and I’ll still take my ass to the gym at some point
June 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I just ate half of the leftover cake instead of going to the gym. It was delicious and I’ll still take my ass to the gym at some point
None of yall talking about the Last Ronin Platinum games TMNT game.
June 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
None of yall talking about the Last Ronin Platinum games TMNT game.
My boyfriend is going to wax my back. I assume that means hole as well. Either way, it feels like moving in together is right around the corner from this, right?
June 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
My boyfriend is going to wax my back. I assume that means hole as well. Either way, it feels like moving in together is right around the corner from this, right?
You won’t catch me running in these streets unless it’s to or from something. I’ll be damned if I get something called runners diarrhea?! No maam. I’ll get a brisk walk tummy ache at best.
May 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
You won’t catch me running in these streets unless it’s to or from something. I’ll be damned if I get something called runners diarrhea?! No maam. I’ll get a brisk walk tummy ache at best.
Spent whatever this holiday was eating otter pops, reading New X-men, and reading Witch Hat Atelier.
May 26, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Spent whatever this holiday was eating otter pops, reading New X-men, and reading Witch Hat Atelier.
Now that I’m skinny apparently I can’t call bears stinky or tell them to stop flexing nothing, literally nothing.
May 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Now that I’m skinny apparently I can’t call bears stinky or tell them to stop flexing nothing, literally nothing.
My drafts are keeping me safe and sound today.
May 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My drafts are keeping me safe and sound today.
Shaved off too much of my beard. Told my boyfriend he had to go home, he cant see me like this.
May 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Shaved off too much of my beard. Told my boyfriend he had to go home, he cant see me like this.
American history buffs gross me out. Such a modern red flag. Also UK food buffs. Experts in poo poo as well as caca.
May 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
American history buffs gross me out. Such a modern red flag. Also UK food buffs. Experts in poo poo as well as caca.
$100 for a controller?! Truly end of days…
Steam Controller out May 4th for $99.
Valve on Steam Machine and Steam Frame - “Right now we don’t have any updates on that, but we’re hard at work on it, and we hope to have news soon"
www.theverge.com/games/918622...
Valve on Steam Machine and Steam Frame - “Right now we don’t have any updates on that, but we’re hard at work on it, and we hope to have news soon"
www.theverge.com/games/918622...
April 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
$100 for a controller?! Truly end of days…
Finding that perfect balance of diet and exercise to keep my ass fat but continue to trim the belly. Chat, the ass goes faster 😭
April 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Finding that perfect balance of diet and exercise to keep my ass fat but continue to trim the belly. Chat, the ass goes faster 😭
I wake up, do my job, play my little games, read my silly books, try to make good and healthy decisions, fail in some way but not all ways, and then I resign to do something better tomorrow before I sleep.
April 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I wake up, do my job, play my little games, read my silly books, try to make good and healthy decisions, fail in some way but not all ways, and then I resign to do something better tomorrow before I sleep.