Stuart Burchett
@stuburchett.bsky.social
Sport, sport, sport, railway, sport, sport, sport, politics, sport, sport…
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Absolutely reeling from food delivery containing this carrot/murder weapon
September 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely reeling from food delivery containing this carrot/murder weapon
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I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
August 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
Misread the third word as parents. In which case it would have been a hell of a confession.
When my parter loads the dishwasher it makes me think they might be a bit thick. Mugs on their side, plates upside down. I think they do it on purpose to wind me up. It's made me fancy them less. When we have sex I find myself thinking, "This moron can't even load a dishwasher"
August 19, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Misread the third word as parents. In which case it would have been a hell of a confession.
@samwhyte.bsky.social Will your excellent periodic Dwight McNeil updates end if he leaves for that there London?
August 10, 2026 at 11:59 AM
@samwhyte.bsky.social Will your excellent periodic Dwight McNeil updates end if he leaves for that there London?
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Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
August 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
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Enjoy the BBC crediting “Bob the Cat” in their official closing montage.
July 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Enjoy the BBC crediting “Bob the Cat” in their official closing montage.
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Just ordered a commemorative plate
July 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Just ordered a commemorative plate
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Perhaps sensing the possibility of biscotti tomorrow, Iran’s team have left another message behind in the dressing room as they head back to Tijuana. Telling the team’s tomorrow that “only through fairness and honour can one stand tall before history.”
They know had to get attention.
They know had to get attention.
June 27, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Perhaps sensing the possibility of biscotti tomorrow, Iran’s team have left another message behind in the dressing room as they head back to Tijuana. Telling the team’s tomorrow that “only through fairness and honour can one stand tall before history.”
They know had to get attention.
They know had to get attention.
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The time in Euro 2024 when Chris Sutton was asked if Mbappe would be able to play with his broken nose. Absolute gold, this.
June 21, 2026 at 11:23 AM
The time in Euro 2024 when Chris Sutton was asked if Mbappe would be able to play with his broken nose. Absolute gold, this.
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Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.
June 20, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Today is World Refugee Day. Here’s a poem called ‘Refugees’.
Was the goal a blinder?
June 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Was the goal a blinder?
Its nice they let the work experience lad help with the signing
🔵⚪️🦊 Russell Martin, new Leicester City head coach.
June 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Its nice they let the work experience lad help with the signing
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Part two of the Best World Cup Kits of All-Time, friends, taking us all the way from the 1990 World Cup final to the present day. Part one, which I posted on Saturday lunchtime because I am an idiot, is linked therein.
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The Forty Best World Cup Kits of All-Time, Part Two: The Geopolitics of the 1990s & Beyond
It's time for the second part of this series, which takes us from the 1990 World Cup final, all the way through to the present day.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
June 8, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Part two of the Best World Cup Kits of All-Time, friends, taking us all the way from the 1990 World Cup final to the present day. Part one, which I posted on Saturday lunchtime because I am an idiot, is linked therein.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-forty-...
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-forty-...
@noscoredraws.com Nice to see you branching out to the royal sector
May 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
@noscoredraws.com Nice to see you branching out to the royal sector
We are stocking Pot Noodles in the refrigerated section now apparently
May 13, 2026 at 11:37 AM
We are stocking Pot Noodles in the refrigerated section now apparently
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May 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Minehead Revisited
Slightly diminish a book.
The Road to Wigan Asda
The Road to Wigan Asda
May 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Minehead Revisited
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Luton Town won the EFL Trophy after defeating Stockport County in ‘El Hattico’ so we were COMPELLED to do some new drawings and make some new mugs. Strap in, didn’t go well. Contains Jack Wilshere.
Shares appreciated! Tell a Hatter x 🎩
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
Shares appreciated! Tell a Hatter x 🎩
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
April 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Luton Town won the EFL Trophy after defeating Stockport County in ‘El Hattico’ so we were COMPELLED to do some new drawings and make some new mugs. Strap in, didn’t go well. Contains Jack Wilshere.
Shares appreciated! Tell a Hatter x 🎩
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
Shares appreciated! Tell a Hatter x 🎩
🛒 NoScoreDraws.com
@sickosfc.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org 2 points of order please. 1. Luton won after being knocked out in an earlier round but reinstated after the opponent fielded 2 ineligible players. 2. Bevel it please.
LUTON TOWN HAVE DONE IT 🏆
Jack Wilshere leads his side to their second Vertu Trophy after defeating Stockport County 👏
Jack Wilshere leads his side to their second Vertu Trophy after defeating Stockport County 👏
April 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
@sickosfc.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org 2 points of order please. 1. Luton won after being knocked out in an earlier round but reinstated after the opponent fielded 2 ineligible players. 2. Bevel it please.
@herring1967.bsky.social Can you sort out the public toilet provision in Cheddar please? Thanks in advance.
April 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social Can you sort out the public toilet provision in Cheddar please? Thanks in advance.
Finally, a self-aware BMW driver
April 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Finally, a self-aware BMW driver
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It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌
March 30, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌
What’s your favourite gif?
March 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
What’s your favourite gif?