Of course, if he hadn't died shortly after retiring 23 years ago he would have been staring at fox news this whole time and would probably now be saying this exact type of bullshit instead.

This was a guy who voted straight ticket republican despite having a union job that his whole family depended on because he was just that racist, and he still considered the polio vaccine to be something just short of a miracle.

"Well of course, John. We are always ready to rock with you. But... we can't help but notice that you've only brought along your acoustic guitar."
Rzeznik turns slowly to them as he pops the latches, ".... that's right."
Broad smiles of comprehension slowly spread across their faces

John Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls enters the studio one fateful afternoon in 1995 to find his two fellow Goos awaiting him.
"Are you guys ready to rock?", he asks with his back to them as he sets down his large guitar case. They both look to him,

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GOBLIN

(Please do not point out that the dlc had no trophies so I wouldn't actually know if he finished it just from looking at his profile)

A whole lot of people who are clearly unwell are trying to drag us off of the cliff with them.