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stupid asshole!
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bakoon.bsky.social
great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine
September 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
stupidasshole.bsky.social
Friend of mine keeps trying to get me into Shane Gillis and every time I say nah ty I’m good man
February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
logging on
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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gooffkings.bsky.social
🎵 the stream is on 🎵

🏒 AND i AM plating a new game that's really fun to play. Oh yeah, and don't forget: we love to watch VIDEOS on here as well. 🏒 PLUS! Boston Pizza Menu Time? I've heard of Boston, MA, but this is ridiculous!

"Sounds like a good time to me, man! And I really wanted to say this"
this is a picture of my friend stefan heck. he also works on the same stream i work on. the name of the stream by the way is twitch.tv/gooffkings. the picture is his face. stefan's face and i have humorously edited it to be squooshed into a hockey mouse. the hockey mouse wears two hats. because it is hockey week after all, my dear boy. oh by the way this is the famous guy who said the quote about the stream being good. its wayne gretzky who you may recognize from being a hockey mouse. an image of the stream we're doing now. twitch.tv/gooffkings this is a pic of stefan, my friend from earlier. twitch.tv/gooffkings
April 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM