stupid magic motherfucker
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come on, hank.
which beauty/wellness product can i buy to make me a different, better person and scholar
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
which beauty/wellness product can i buy to make me a different, better person and scholar
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i dont want to speak for anyone but i think if i were a trans person id be sick of every election being about where im allowed to poop or if i can play games with friends or if i can read books to children. id probably be pretty upset and frustrated and disappointed at this point ngl
September 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i dont want to speak for anyone but i think if i were a trans person id be sick of every election being about where im allowed to poop or if i can play games with friends or if i can read books to children. id probably be pretty upset and frustrated and disappointed at this point ngl
how is there always some dude farting in the walmart auto service waiting area
September 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
how is there always some dude farting in the walmart auto service waiting area
i cannot breathe through my nose and it hurts to breathe through my mouth
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i cannot breathe through my nose and it hurts to breathe through my mouth
aggravating twat from grad school keeps showing up in academic spaces that should not fucking tolerate her holy christ
September 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
aggravating twat from grad school keeps showing up in academic spaces that should not fucking tolerate her holy christ
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The women's revolution in Myanmar goes largely unremarked upon in the legacy media, but these young women struck a decisive blow against the junta yesterday. They have built a world in the mountains where they could be free in a way the state there would never have allowed them to be.
September 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The women's revolution in Myanmar goes largely unremarked upon in the legacy media, but these young women struck a decisive blow against the junta yesterday. They have built a world in the mountains where they could be free in a way the state there would never have allowed them to be.
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A24 is potentially doing something really fucked up here, but also they have the opportunity to do something extremely fucking cool and make the movie Creative Commons
people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project.
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
September 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
A24 is potentially doing something really fucked up here, but also they have the opportunity to do something extremely fucking cool and make the movie Creative Commons
people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
people would still pay to see it in theaters. but you want to benefit from a community project? then contribute to it
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Do you ever stop and think that Donald Trump has by now probably cost you personally thousands of dollars, regardless of where you live in the world?
Like, your actual own money that you could have spent on stuff.
Like, your actual own money that you could have spent on stuff.
September 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Do you ever stop and think that Donald Trump has by now probably cost you personally thousands of dollars, regardless of where you live in the world?
Like, your actual own money that you could have spent on stuff.
Like, your actual own money that you could have spent on stuff.
why are Republicans so raunchy and gross
September 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
why are Republicans so raunchy and gross
Steve Borden Fan
September 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Steve Borden Fan
how long will it take me to feel well-rested again after leaving an underpaying job that kept me in an office without windows for nine hours a day? i'm banking on a week.
September 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
how long will it take me to feel well-rested again after leaving an underpaying job that kept me in an office without windows for nine hours a day? i'm banking on a week.
return of britt baker, tbh, is little more than annoying. hope they stick with the manager angle because that's the only role in which someone can be that grating without being off-putting
September 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
return of britt baker, tbh, is little more than annoying. hope they stick with the manager angle because that's the only role in which someone can be that grating without being off-putting
i will not detail what happens to me when i accidentally ingest gluten but i will offer that whichever Kardashian wanted clearer ingredients labels on food products was actually going to make my life easier
September 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
i will not detail what happens to me when i accidentally ingest gluten but i will offer that whichever Kardashian wanted clearer ingredients labels on food products was actually going to make my life easier
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Thousands protested for democracy on the streets of Magdeburg ahead of tomorrow's statewide elections, where the far-right AfD party is a clear frontrunner.
Thousands take to streets ahead of crucial German elections
Thousands take to streets ahead of crucial German elections
www.brusselstimes.com
September 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Thousands protested for democracy on the streets of Magdeburg ahead of tomorrow's statewide elections, where the far-right AfD party is a clear frontrunner.
sweltering
September 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
sweltering
ich habe kein geld für deutsche-bahn ticket
September 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
ich habe kein geld für deutsche-bahn ticket
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Sephirioth: The Ferengi Years
September 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Sephirioth: The Ferengi Years
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You thought it would be "fun"? That you could just post about one of your mom's quirky traits and the Internet wouldn't psychoanalyze her and reflect their own mommy issues back at you with wildly unearned authority?
Oh you fool. You sweet, naive fool.
Oh you fool. You sweet, naive fool.
September 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
You thought it would be "fun"? That you could just post about one of your mom's quirky traits and the Internet wouldn't psychoanalyze her and reflect their own mommy issues back at you with wildly unearned authority?
Oh you fool. You sweet, naive fool.
Oh you fool. You sweet, naive fool.
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Every member of the Bang Bang Gang's gimmick is that you thought they sucked but sike they're real cool.
September 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Every member of the Bang Bang Gang's gimmick is that you thought they sucked but sike they're real cool.
shirataki noodle dreamscape
September 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
shirataki noodle dreamscape
fwiw my boyfriend treated me like a real and normal person he was interested in understanding, having fun with, etc. and voila
(he still treats me this way, btw)
(he still treats me this way, btw)
August 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
fwiw my boyfriend treated me like a real and normal person he was interested in understanding, having fun with, etc. and voila
(he still treats me this way, btw)
(he still treats me this way, btw)
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so many of these 'fads' are clearly evidence of a kink someone doesn't want to admit they have
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO PLEASE BATHE AND WEAR DEODORANT TO A FIRST DATE UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EXPLICITLY DISCUSSED BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES THAT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE BOTH INTO
PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED
PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED
men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming"
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
August 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
so many of these 'fads' are clearly evidence of a kink someone doesn't want to admit they have
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
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how do these liberty mutual commercials keep happening
August 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
how do these liberty mutual commercials keep happening