char
@suchsharpteeth.bsky.social
they/them ✨ theater artist ✨ general menace
my love language is shared suffering. if you have to do something ugly or painful or unpleasant, i would be THRILLED to do it with you. in the last three days, i have read the first three books in the dungeon crawler carl series.
September 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
my love language is shared suffering. if you have to do something ugly or painful or unpleasant, i would be THRILLED to do it with you. in the last three days, i have read the first three books in the dungeon crawler carl series.
why would I ever ask chatgpt literally anything
August 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
why would I ever ask chatgpt literally anything
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it's literally so embarrassing to be a guy that has theories
May 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
it's literally so embarrassing to be a guy that has theories
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Picard sun, Sisqo moon, Archer rising
May 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Picard sun, Sisqo moon, Archer rising
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"gay chicken" is a game that was invented Big Gay to trick the straights
May 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
"gay chicken" is a game that was invented Big Gay to trick the straights
anything can be a disco ball. anything you want.
February 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
anything can be a disco ball. anything you want.
if you aren’t regularly exposed to actors (handsome boy variety), let me reassure you: the behavior you are observing is not evidence of any greater pathology, they are just like that
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
if you aren’t regularly exposed to actors (handsome boy variety), let me reassure you: the behavior you are observing is not evidence of any greater pathology, they are just like that
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bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
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Guy Who Says He Would Karate Chop the Robber Surprisingly Underprepared for Actual Combat
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Guy Who Says He Would Karate Chop the Robber Surprisingly Underprepared for Actual Combat
not my house, but I know my way around
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
not my house, but I know my way around
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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My friend @boneysoups.bsky.social's debut novel, THE RED SACRAMENT, is coming out next year. When I tell you it's one of the best vampire novels of the 21st century, I am not exaggerating.
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My friend @boneysoups.bsky.social's debut novel, THE RED SACRAMENT, is coming out next year. When I tell you it's one of the best vampire novels of the 21st century, I am not exaggerating.
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
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totally, fatally obsessed with this gorgeous cover design by Julia Lloyd at @titanbooks.bsky.social for my debut novel THE RED SACRAMENT! Ahhh!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
totally, fatally obsessed with this gorgeous cover design by Julia Lloyd at @titanbooks.bsky.social for my debut novel THE RED SACRAMENT! Ahhh!!!
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me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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Dick Cheney finally descending into the pits of hell the day a socialist Muslim ascends to the office of the mayor of New York City really feels like a portent of light in the darkness
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Dick Cheney finally descending into the pits of hell the day a socialist Muslim ascends to the office of the mayor of New York City really feels like a portent of light in the darkness
i LOVE gay halloween what do you mean you are the balding diva from minimalist webcomic PANTS
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i LOVE gay halloween what do you mean you are the balding diva from minimalist webcomic PANTS
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
anybody got a poem they like? please recommend a poem, if you like one
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
anybody got a poem they like? please recommend a poem, if you like one
occam’s razor is still sharp i see
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
occam’s razor is still sharp i see
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@moderation.bsky.app please unban @scumbelievable (Gretchen Felker-Martin) and maybe figure out a way to stop being exploited by TERF brigading
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@moderation.bsky.app please unban @scumbelievable (Gretchen Felker-Martin) and maybe figure out a way to stop being exploited by TERF brigading
we were at a bar when we found out scalia died & immediately ordered two bottles of champagne for the table. we were in rehearsal when we found out kissinger died; on our 15, i took my asm to the sports bar across the street & we each slammed two tequila shots before heading back to work.
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we were at a bar when we found out scalia died & immediately ordered two bottles of champagne for the table. we were in rehearsal when we found out kissinger died; on our 15, i took my asm to the sports bar across the street & we each slammed two tequila shots before heading back to work.
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sucks to suck lmao
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sucks to suck lmao