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Cyclist. In that order.
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Orientation: Carbon
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If you have a dollar for every transgender athlete playing college sports you'd have about $6 which just happens to be the price for a gallon of diesel now.

Congrats MAGAts, you played yourselves.
September 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.

His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 

I sued them for wrongful termination and won.

So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
September 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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1/ Want to know why this war keeps grinding on while families are killed and Americans are squeezed at the pump? Follow the money. Exxon and Chevron made $26.5 billion in one quarter. War is hell for ordinary people. For Big Oil, it is a business model. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy
September 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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"What are they hiding?" is always a stupid line, but it's rich coming from the guy who got caught taking a $50,000 bribe in a Cava bag.
Heinrich: Is ICE going to be raiding polling places?

Homan: "I have not seen any operational plans…They don't want ICE near polling places, don't want voters ID, don't want observers. What are they hiding? There is no plan for enforcement action at polling places."
September 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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First and foremost, professional cycling IS a team sport. Chapeau, Movistar! 👊🇪🇸
🔥TEAM🔥

Un equipo de verano ❤️‍🔥

#LaVuelta26
September 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Look man, if you need someone to spell out exactly how the party full of open Nazis are the Bad Guys, I’m assuming you’re already onboard with the open Nazis
September 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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It’s going to be amazing in the last scene of this movie when she talks to her handler in fluent Russian, just like in No Way Out www.ms.now/news/trump-a...
Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without security clearance for a year
The close aide to the president, known to filter much of the information reaching the commander-in-chief, ultimately relented in recent months after pressure from White House staff.
www.ms.now
August 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Have they tried sitting in the slipstream on the wheel of Lorena Wiebes and accelerating around her right before the line <enter>
August 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The @forallnerds.com crew erasing Gilly/Craster incest? How did they all forget *that* nastiness????
August 11, 2026 at 7:12 AM
La Jolla and Klantee. Not that shocked.
August 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Amazing how quickly the Vollering narrative has gone from poor Demi unappreciated by that evil empire SD Worx to joy for her new team’s support to…. caustic body image shots at PFP and now Kasia obstruction gate.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 10
Vollering, who first won the competition in 2023, finished the stage more than a minute ahead of Spaniard Paula Blasi Cairol and 2024 champion Polish rider Katarzyna Niewiadoma-Phinney. n.pr/4hHK6ZR
Demi Vollering wins Tour de France for the 2nd time
Vollering, who first won the competition in 2023, finished the stage more than a minute ahead of Spaniard Paula Blasi Cairol and 2024 champion Polish rider Katarzyna Niewiadoma-Phinney.
n.pr
August 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The fault was not Reusser’s. Demi was the dumb one here.
This interview is fantastic. I honestly can't fathom being this cogent and open after a stage like today's. It speaks very highly of her as one of the best cyclists in the world. #TDFF #TDFF2026 youtu.be/6UfNlMxcgj4
"Demi and I marked each other too much - stupid by both of us" - Marlen Reusser on Mont Ventoux
YouTube video by RadReporter
youtu.be
August 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Awesome move from the best domestique in the women’s peloton Justine Ghekiere with 9.4 k to go in #TDFF26! Bosses her GC rider out of the way, hits the front, zips up for business and drills it. Absolute class!
August 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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UCI warns riders of checks for illegal bra-doping practices in Tour de France Femmes TT

Governing body reacts to concerns of riders controversially bra-maxxing for aero benefit by hinting extra chest checks will be conducted ahead of Tuesday's stage.

bit.ly/4xm9bht
August 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I did not have “UCI to check for illegal brassieres” on my BINGO card.
August 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Didn’t Andrew Taint claim he wipes his phone every day?
July 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Lenny Martinez is approximately the same size as…. Pauline Ferrand-Prevot. Valentine Paret-Pentre is 3” taller and the same weight. Nobody frets in think pieces and implies they have an eating disorder or dangerously starve themselves.
July 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Normalize prophylactic surgical reinforcement of collarbones in the World Tour. #tdf2026
July 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Already so sick of all the talky talky and whining about drug testing in #LeTour2026 #tdf2026

The history is clear. The reasons are clear. The extra burden on guys who are blowing away the entire rest of the field is well justified. IF Pogi is clean he should be fine being tested whenever.
July 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
You know what would be a great time to sports dope? Right after you get a surprise middle of the night test. #tdf2026

Right @benjinaesen.bsky.social ?
July 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM