2 am eBay purchases while violently high is like a surprise for later me

>you dont have school or work
>mom just picked a pizza
>pokemon firered is out
>you can’t decide which starter
>it’s gonna be a legendary night
>youre 28 years old

Did my laundry but forgot to fold even after dumping all my clean clothes on the bed

2nd base is when we’re sweaty and stick to each other

So I accidentally left my AirPods in some clothes. Went through the wash. Thuds onto the cement floor empty, both AirPods gone. Eventually fished through my clothes and got them. Put them in a bowl of rice. Just threw them on the charger and somehow works still.

My rebrand from millennial to gen z was a hard rebrand

Found my AirPods. All is good

Working a service job will have you craving olives at 2 am on your off days

Does entire skincare regiment just to bed rot for the next 24 hours

[guy who owns a ton of Pokémon cards]: the United States needs a federal Pokémon card reserve

Independent media is the future, and I am grateful to have you all aboard this journey with me.

No more billionaires. No more telling us what we can say or write.

We are the future, and we are just getting started.

Me: “2025 I’m going to travel more!”
Trump: 👆🤓

You know what I miss about the Nintendo Wii? The noises the controller made. True innovation

#fossilheads