Brian Taylor
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Spend all your money gettin' so convinced that you never even bother to look.
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Intrusive thought of the night: this song but it's about Jesus so it's "Half God Half Man."
HALF HORSE HALF MAN | OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by OCT
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October 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Intrusive thought of the night: this song but it's about Jesus so it's "Half God Half Man."
In the theater for Resident Evil.
September 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
In the theater for Resident Evil.
I am not complicit
September 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am not complicit
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Me when Odysseus returns Antinous's shame to him.
August 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Me when Odysseus returns Antinous's shame to him.
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This is not deliberately sub-tweeting anybody here, but it's yet another day where Brian's First Rule of the Internet bears repeating: not talking is free.
July 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is not deliberately sub-tweeting anybody here, but it's yet another day where Brian's First Rule of the Internet bears repeating: not talking is free.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
September 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Another playlist thread I'll abandon in a week or a month whenever I get bored and stop giving a shit again?
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does!
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does!
Kyrie (Single Version)
YouTube video by Mr. Mister - Topic
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September 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Another playlist thread I'll abandon in a week or a month whenever I get bored and stop giving a shit again?
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does!
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does!
Every single ad I've seen online since watching this movie has felt like an outtake from this movie, which is maybe the most terrifying thing about it.
Buffet Infinity (2026) - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Yellow Veil Pictures
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September 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Every single ad I've seen online since watching this movie has felt like an outtake from this movie, which is maybe the most terrifying thing about it.
Still proud of myself for committing to this enough that I have several other future fake-Backrooms posters queued up in my head.
September 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Still proud of myself for committing to this enough that I have several other future fake-Backrooms posters queued up in my head.
The intrusive thought finally won.
September 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The intrusive thought finally won.
Streaming sites are like going to a video store that only has about a hundred things on the floor, all of which corporate is demanding every customer rents.
If you want to watch anything else at all, you've got to ask at the counter if they've ever even heard of it.
If you want to watch anything else at all, you've got to ask at the counter if they've ever even heard of it.
I don't understand how any new show finds its audience on Disney Plus. My partner has watched, back of an envelope, 150 hours of Shonda Rhimes' programmes on there.
Suggested next watch: a televised podcast about Avengers Doomsday?!
Suggested next watch: a televised podcast about Avengers Doomsday?!
September 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Streaming sites are like going to a video store that only has about a hundred things on the floor, all of which corporate is demanding every customer rents.
If you want to watch anything else at all, you've got to ask at the counter if they've ever even heard of it.
If you want to watch anything else at all, you've got to ask at the counter if they've ever even heard of it.
post something random or you'll have an awful September
September 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful September
Me when Odysseus returns Antinous's shame to him.
August 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Me when Odysseus returns Antinous's shame to him.
Absolutely can't answer this one. There are so many lines from the Simpsons I say near-daily that I'm pretty sure I've forgotten half of them even came from the Simpsons in the first place.
BUT "There's your answer, fishbulb" is still #1 because I say it after answering almost every question.
BUT "There's your answer, fishbulb" is still #1 because I say it after answering almost every question.
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head:
1. "Yeah, you see how you scum!"
2. "there's your answer, Fishbulb."
3. "honeydew is the money melon!"
4. "that's right, I did the Iggy!"
4. "is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"
1. "Yeah, you see how you scum!"
2. "there's your answer, Fishbulb."
3. "honeydew is the money melon!"
4. "that's right, I did the Iggy!"
4. "is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"
August 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Absolutely can't answer this one. There are so many lines from the Simpsons I say near-daily that I'm pretty sure I've forgotten half of them even came from the Simpsons in the first place.
BUT "There's your answer, fishbulb" is still #1 because I say it after answering almost every question.
BUT "There's your answer, fishbulb" is still #1 because I say it after answering almost every question.
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. (I regret doing this, but I saw what memes I had on my computer to choose from, then who I'd be reposting, and found myself powerless to resist.)
August 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. (I regret doing this, but I saw what memes I had on my computer to choose from, then who I'd be reposting, and found myself powerless to resist.)
Now at another early morning "IMAX" showing of The Odyssey.
The walk took me past many motor vehicles, none of which hit me, so that's an improvement on my last walk in this part of town!
The walk took me past many motor vehicles, none of which hit me, so that's an improvement on my last walk in this part of town!
August 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Now at another early morning "IMAX" showing of The Odyssey.
The walk took me past many motor vehicles, none of which hit me, so that's an improvement on my last walk in this part of town!
The walk took me past many motor vehicles, none of which hit me, so that's an improvement on my last walk in this part of town!
You and me both, Thornton.
August 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You and me both, Thornton.
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it’s called the odyssey because so many of you are acting odd after seeing it
July 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
it’s called the odyssey because so many of you are acting odd after seeing it
Nothing broken, apparently. Just gonna be sore and have to do lots of paperwork for getting clipped by a car going slow through a crosswalk where I had fucking right of way.
So now that I'm back from the ER, all the other phone calls begin so I can file an accident report with the police, etc.
So now that I'm back from the ER, all the other phone calls begin so I can file an accident report with the police, etc.
Got hit by a car crossing an intersection. Don't think it's serious but it's still an afternoon and evening here in the ol' ER.
July 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Nothing broken, apparently. Just gonna be sore and have to do lots of paperwork for getting clipped by a car going slow through a crosswalk where I had fucking right of way.
So now that I'm back from the ER, all the other phone calls begin so I can file an accident report with the police, etc.
So now that I'm back from the ER, all the other phone calls begin so I can file an accident report with the police, etc.
Got hit by a car crossing an intersection. Don't think it's serious but it's still an afternoon and evening here in the ol' ER.
July 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Got hit by a car crossing an intersection. Don't think it's serious but it's still an afternoon and evening here in the ol' ER.
This is not deliberately sub-tweeting anybody here, but it's yet another day where Brian's First Rule of the Internet bears repeating: not talking is free.
July 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is not deliberately sub-tweeting anybody here, but it's yet another day where Brian's First Rule of the Internet bears repeating: not talking is free.
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Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Wile E. Coyote? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright.”
Satan replied, “Have you not put a hedge around him everything he has? But now drop an anvil on him, and he will surely curse you to your face.”
Satan replied, “Have you not put a hedge around him everything he has? But now drop an anvil on him, and he will surely curse you to your face.”
July 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Wile E. Coyote? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright.”
Satan replied, “Have you not put a hedge around him everything he has? But now drop an anvil on him, and he will surely curse you to your face.”
Satan replied, “Have you not put a hedge around him everything he has? But now drop an anvil on him, and he will surely curse you to your face.”
The Odyssey's so fucking good, man.
That is a fuckin' MOVIE.
At the 7:30am lieMAX screening of The Odyssey because it looked quite underpopulated on Fandango AND quite conveniently timed for my night-owl ass and recently-eccentric sleeping patterns
July 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The Odyssey's so fucking good, man.