meanwhile Mu showed up in a Gap sweatshirt and is doing his Spanish II homework at the table getting 0/30 of the questions right and hoping his dad doesn’t notice he crashed the Porsche so he can keep playing varsity Lacrosse

we have il duce raising two clones one knows when you will die one knows how you will die and they’re all dressed in Dolce & Gabbana and Gucci threatening each other with crimes the average mind cannot comprehend at the dinner table

Char, to Nanai: What do you mean you want a baby, we have the dog *points to gyunei)

say that again

This was like 2016. It’s a lot easier to be a fan now.

Still have no clue what version of Seed/Seed Destiny the English speaking fandom on reddit got because literally I do not know what they are talking about sometimes.

Meow Le Creuset 😭

Both of those lines are said by Rey ofc Shinn would not say that lol

“We were two shooting stars, passing each other like ships in the night. We weren’t ever meant to collide.”

“But isn’t it magnificent that we did?”

This is ReyShinn smut. It did not have to go this hard. And yet.