SuperBeppo
@superbeppo.bsky.social
Super-monkey from the Planet Krypton
Alias Chimp Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet
Alias Chimp Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet
Good Morning Capt! I don’t know about you, but if I’m running around a graveyard in the middle of the night in a flimsy outfit, I’m packing a big torch and spotlights, and not some freakin’ candelabra!
October 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Good Morning Capt! I don’t know about you, but if I’m running around a graveyard in the middle of the night in a flimsy outfit, I’m packing a big torch and spotlights, and not some freakin’ candelabra!
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Morning Beppo! Is this how you learned to fly?
Chimpanzee Spinning Fun
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October 1, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Morning Beppo! Is this how you learned to fly?
Good Morning Capt! The lowly job of a Bell Boy is not without its hazards. That’s the last time I work in a bed bug-infested fleabag motel.
October 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Good Morning Capt! The lowly job of a Bell Boy is not without its hazards. That’s the last time I work in a bed bug-infested fleabag motel.
LOL! *grumble* what am I around here, a MAID? Well ok, just this once…but I don’t do windows!
September 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
LOL! *grumble* what am I around here, a MAID? Well ok, just this once…but I don’t do windows!
Good Morning Capt! Hope my reply doesn’t come off as half baked…I do have an emotional stake in how you perceive it;)
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Good Morning Capt! Hope my reply doesn’t come off as half baked…I do have an emotional stake in how you perceive it;)
Whenever Dad wanted to monkey around, he would just ask mom to honk if she was horny;)
September 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Whenever Dad wanted to monkey around, he would just ask mom to honk if she was horny;)
Good Morning Capt! Well she deserved it! She knows how sensitive I am about my crow’s feet…👁️👁️
September 29, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Good Morning Capt! Well she deserved it! She knows how sensitive I am about my crow’s feet…👁️👁️
Good Morning Capt! The nerve of some people…clearly they can see I’m a medieval buff;)
September 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Good Morning Capt! The nerve of some people…clearly they can see I’m a medieval buff;)
Good Morning Capt! A helpful bit of advice to werewolves: never bite the hand (or other body parts) that feeds on others
September 25, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Good Morning Capt! A helpful bit of advice to werewolves: never bite the hand (or other body parts) that feeds on others
Good Morning Capt! Every time I see a pic of a Southern belle decked out in taffeta and lace, it brings out the Rhett Butler in me…
September 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Good Morning Capt! Every time I see a pic of a Southern belle decked out in taffeta and lace, it brings out the Rhett Butler in me…
Best Star Trek crew,
wrong answers only.
wrong answers only.
September 23, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Best Star Trek crew,
wrong answers only.
wrong answers only.
Good Morning Capt! That cable car’s operator seriously needs to work on his assist on disembarking skills…
September 23, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Good Morning Capt! That cable car’s operator seriously needs to work on his assist on disembarking skills…
😆 Just being Neigh-bourly…
September 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
😆 Just being Neigh-bourly…
Good Morning Capt! Good to see you again this morning…😉
September 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Good Morning Capt! Good to see you again this morning…😉
I’ll be there:) Can’t imagine what got their panties in a twist worth censoring. And now for something completely different;)
September 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’ll be there:) Can’t imagine what got their panties in a twist worth censoring. And now for something completely different;)
Good Morning Capt! Well dang, that’s a fine howdy-do to go with my morning cup o’Joe and toast. No pic today…you’ve been censored! Guess It’s back to bed for me then.
September 21, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Good Morning Capt! Well dang, that’s a fine howdy-do to go with my morning cup o’Joe and toast. No pic today…you’ve been censored! Guess It’s back to bed for me then.
I ate a lot of Baby puréed pears 🍐 while I healed…I still do (don’t judge me;) Glad to hear you’re on the mend.
September 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I ate a lot of Baby puréed pears 🍐 while I healed…I still do (don’t judge me;) Glad to hear you’re on the mend.
Good Morning Capt! Apparently cookies are the only ‘sweets’ the Cookie Monster’s addicted to…😳
Hope you’re feeling much better today🦷
Hope you’re feeling much better today🦷
September 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Good Morning Capt! Apparently cookies are the only ‘sweets’ the Cookie Monster’s addicted to…😳
Hope you’re feeling much better today🦷
Hope you’re feeling much better today🦷
😆 Not to worry Capt, I’ve got mad skills…
September 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
😆 Not to worry Capt, I’ve got mad skills…
Good Afternoon Capt! Nobody messes with my bananas while I’m in the shower…
September 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good Afternoon Capt! Nobody messes with my bananas while I’m in the shower…
I’ve been where you’re at awhile back Capt…four wisdom teeth pulled at once. It’ll be rough going for a bit, but once you get past that, comforting ice cream is always welcome. Hang in there.
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I’ve been where you’re at awhile back Capt…four wisdom teeth pulled at once. It’ll be rough going for a bit, but once you get past that, comforting ice cream is always welcome. Hang in there.
Good Morning Capt! Being a celebrity does have its perks despite the constant presence of the paparazzi. I haven’t paid for bananas in years!
September 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Good Morning Capt! Being a celebrity does have its perks despite the constant presence of the paparazzi. I haven’t paid for bananas in years!
Good morning Capt! Ok, show of hands…who thinks it’s tacky to wear white after Labour Day? Oh yeah, well get stumped you lot!
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Good morning Capt! Ok, show of hands…who thinks it’s tacky to wear white after Labour Day? Oh yeah, well get stumped you lot!
Sherlock Bones and the case of The Hound of the Bassetvilles;)
September 14, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Sherlock Bones and the case of The Hound of the Bassetvilles;)