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I’m not *that* big, I’m only a little superchubly. Olympic Gold Medalist in Men’s Cuddling. 🥇Looking for my person. A person who’s preferably the size of 3 or more persons.
A.) Buy large white gummy Jamba Juice
B.) Buy a large cookie dough blizzard
C.) Mail it to back to myself in 1992 and buy a mansion overlooking the coast
A.) Buy large white gummy Jamba Juice
B.) Buy a large cookie dough blizzard
C.) Mail it to back to myself in 1992 and buy a mansion overlooking the coast
It still only counts as one piece of pie if you don’t cut it.
It still only counts as one piece of pie if you don’t cut it.
Hot dog vendor: “Hot dog! Hot dog!”
Little girl: “Mom! She takes Venmo! Can I get one?
Her Mom: “Sure, you can get a danger dog.”
#dangerdog
Hot dog vendor: “Hot dog! Hot dog!”
Little girl: “Mom! She takes Venmo! Can I get one?
Her Mom: “Sure, you can get a danger dog.”
#dangerdog