Kris.
@surveycomplete.bsky.social
that one friend who's not gonna make it
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Where's my bloodbaaag...
September 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Where's my bloodbaaag...
gabiiii 😭😭😭😭😭 gaaaabbbiiiiiiiiii😭
September 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
gabiiii 😭😭😭😭😭 gaaaabbbiiiiiiiiii😭
It could be worse. I could say Catti.
( * Berdly's MISERY is increasing! )
What's that look for.
August 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It could be worse. I could say Catti.
What's that look for.
*
( * She's making the one extremely sad noelle face. )
( * She's making the one extremely sad noelle face. )
I wanna be married to Noelle.
August 20, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What's that look for.
I wanna be married to Noelle.
* NOT WITH YOU, WITH MY KRIS! THE ONE I'M MARRIED TO..!
No.
August 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I wanna be married to Noelle.
Ah, yes, let me grab the SOUL that was banished years ago.
* Can't you use your SOUL or something to give me a boost?!
I can't! I'm not losing ANOTHER arm.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
August 20, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Ah, yes, let me grab the SOUL that was banished years ago.
Yeah. Yeah,
* . . .
* I think Kris and I could definitely become the Nuzzling Champions in this year's festival.
* I think Kris and I could definitely become the Nuzzling Champions in this year's festival.
August 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Yeah. Yeah,
I can't! I'm not losing ANOTHER arm.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
( * Her face is fucking red now. )
* KRIS I AM GOING TO BE KILLED BY A DEMONIC KNIGHT, I NEED YOU TO ACTUALLY HELP ME HERE.
* ( THE FACE SITTING CAN COME LATER )
* KRIS I AM GOING TO BE KILLED BY A DEMONIC KNIGHT, I NEED YOU TO ACTUALLY HELP ME HERE.
* ( THE FACE SITTING CAN COME LATER )
Uhh...
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
August 19, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I can't! I'm not losing ANOTHER arm.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in.
You've got my cheering.
Uhh...
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
* Kris please take this seriously.
* Please lock the fuck in.
* Please lock the fuck in.
Inspiring or freaky?
August 19, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Uhh...
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
{ Like reading off a script, }
"I'll sit on your face if you win".
Inspiring or freaky?
* I am going to need more than that, please.
* I legally cannot be allowed to die.
* I legally cannot be allowed to die.
I got words of encouragement.
August 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Inspiring or freaky?
I got words of encouragement.
* I COULD USE SOME HELP MAYBE???
You got this.
August 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I got words of encouragement.
You got this.
* I'm fighting for my fucking life right now.
August 19, 2026 at 6:23 AM
You got this.
Isn't that Noelle's uncle
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
August 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Isn't that Noelle's uncle
Reposted by Kris.
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
August 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
Hi Moldery
Uhhmmm. Jheeejdbn n gf
I like how
Uhm
Your. Uhh
You're so hot it makes me want to kill myself
I like how
Uhm
Your. Uhh
You're so hot it makes me want to kill myself
August 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hi Moldery
Back on my grind third wheeling my best friends who are both lesbians and probably dating.
August 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Back on my grind third wheeling my best friends who are both lesbians and probably dating.
And I'm still single and third-wheeling a lesbian couple.
August 2, 2026 at 8:46 AM
And I'm still single and third-wheeling a lesbian couple.
Was gonna say "I've had no sex" but I have. I have. I've been through pelvis crushers
August 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Was gonna say "I've had no sex" but I have. I have. I've been through pelvis crushers
Yep. Normal to whatever that is. It's natural.
⠀
⠀We evolved like a Pokémon.
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⠀We evolved like a Pokémon.
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August 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Yep. Normal to whatever that is. It's natural.
Still skinny as fuuuck
August 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Still skinny as fuuuck
