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@suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social
jo || any pronouns fine 🏳️🌈 || 30+ || i’m a writer ༗.̫̮ ༗✧
i talk about my ocs sometimes and also just say shit sometimes (mostly the latter)
✨🫵AI shills are blocked on sight. not sorry. stay away from me lmfao🫵✨
i talk about my ocs sometimes and also just say shit sometimes (mostly the latter)
✨🫵AI shills are blocked on sight. not sorry. stay away from me lmfao🫵✨
Pinned
just keep muttering "oh shit, this is goin places" to myself while remaining completely stationary
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October 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Thank you all for supporting the second episode of Knights of Guinevere! We're so happy to bring such a wild story to life. Shoutouts to our extremely talented artists who designed every frame with care ❤️
October 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Thank you all for supporting the second episode of Knights of Guinevere! We're so happy to bring such a wild story to life. Shoutouts to our extremely talented artists who designed every frame with care ❤️
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Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka
In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
October 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka
In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
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I don't know a single thing any more
October 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I don't know a single thing any more
i really do love how i have "AI SHILLS FUCK OFF" in sparkles in my bio and i still get braindead follows like "Ha Ha what is Billo Balgins had ChartCBT HEe HEe use our self publishing AI <3"
i have a better idea! die <3
i have a better idea! die <3
October 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i really do love how i have "AI SHILLS FUCK OFF" in sparkles in my bio and i still get braindead follows like "Ha Ha what is Billo Balgins had ChartCBT HEe HEe use our self publishing AI <3"
i have a better idea! die <3
i have a better idea! die <3
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i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
October 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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when you nut but she taps in a friend to keep suckin and you say “no, no more. this sounded like a dream but it is a sissyphian labor! What a Faustian bargain I have made! My manhood is so chapped, my balls have shriveled, I have no more nut to give! Show mercy!”
but the mouth of jav knows no mercy
but the mouth of jav knows no mercy
These Girls Will Suck Your Cock Dry and Swallow Every Last Drop! 100 Girls - 100 Cum Shots! 2
October 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
when you nut but she taps in a friend to keep suckin and you say “no, no more. this sounded like a dream but it is a sissyphian labor! What a Faustian bargain I have made! My manhood is so chapped, my balls have shriveled, I have no more nut to give! Show mercy!”
but the mouth of jav knows no mercy
but the mouth of jav knows no mercy
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October 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
todays's new ranma 1/2: if you can dodge bees, you can dodge a ball
October 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
todays's new ranma 1/2: if you can dodge bees, you can dodge a ball
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yeah, that makes sense
October 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
yeah, that makes sense
maybe tomorrow i'll magically stop being a piece of shit garbage. hasnt happened yet but who knows
October 10, 2026 at 6:19 AM
maybe tomorrow i'll magically stop being a piece of shit garbage. hasnt happened yet but who knows
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I wanted to take this time to share my appreciation for the great Maddie Blaustein, yesterday was her Birthday and she would've turned 66. If you didn't know, Maddie Blaustein was a intersex trans voice actress and she's best remembered as the voice of Meowth In Pokémon. (4Kids) 🏳️⚧️🧵
#maddieblaustein
#maddieblaustein
October 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I wanted to take this time to share my appreciation for the great Maddie Blaustein, yesterday was her Birthday and she would've turned 66. If you didn't know, Maddie Blaustein was a intersex trans voice actress and she's best remembered as the voice of Meowth In Pokémon. (4Kids) 🏳️⚧️🧵
#maddieblaustein
#maddieblaustein
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it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
October 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: Ep 2 - Wolves Around The Corner
YouTube video by GLITCH
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Our receptionist’s first language is not English. Someone had to explain to her why this is not an office-appropriate name for a skeleton. 💀
October 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Our receptionist’s first language is not English. Someone had to explain to her why this is not an office-appropriate name for a skeleton. 💀
not gonna be able to do it today or tomorrow. i dont know when. i had a very violent meltdown yesterday that im still recovering from. sorry sorry sorry sorry i can't be around anyone
October 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
not gonna be able to do it today or tomorrow. i dont know when. i had a very violent meltdown yesterday that im still recovering from. sorry sorry sorry sorry i can't be around anyone
god nucani aoba is so op i won. i fuckgin won the damn game not JUST because aoba is home (holding my dear sweet aoba that i've known since 2012 YES 2012 i played the fantranslation it made me hate the word "stiff" for years) but also because his special move is basically
rainbow blast
ALT: rainbow blast
static.klipy.com
October 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
god nucani aoba is so op i won. i fuckgin won the damn game not JUST because aoba is home (holding my dear sweet aoba that i've known since 2012 YES 2012 i played the fantranslation it made me hate the word "stiff" for years) but also because his special move is basically
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If I recall correctly, I was in the ring for this trying not to burst out laughing lol
October 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
If I recall correctly, I was in the ring for this trying not to burst out laughing lol
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Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
October 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
well today was literally the worst but we finished it off with french fries dinner so it's looking. well. 2/4ths of the way up
October 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
well today was literally the worst but we finished it off with french fries dinner so it's looking. well. 2/4ths of the way up