SwoopingInAlistair
@swoopinginalistair.bsky.social
𝕊𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕕🌹
DA brain rot w a sprinkle of Mass Effect & BG3
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She/Her
I just post whatever's on my mind
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DA brain rot w a sprinkle of Mass Effect & BG3
26
She/Her
I just post whatever's on my mind
🇲🇽
He's in my username and in my blood lmao
July 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
He's in my username and in my blood lmao
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So I made this thinking it was a trend on TikTok, but it turns out that they just pushed the three popular Preminger crackship edits into my fyp
February 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
So I made this thinking it was a trend on TikTok, but it turns out that they just pushed the three popular Preminger crackship edits into my fyp
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Happy Valentine's Day 💕 Here's a solavellan edit featuring a cameo of Gareth David-Lloyd saying Zayne's speech from the LADS wedding banner #dragonage #solavellan #solas #dragonagesolas #garethdavidlloyd #cameo
February 14, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Happy Valentine's Day 💕 Here's a solavellan edit featuring a cameo of Gareth David-Lloyd saying Zayne's speech from the LADS wedding banner #dragonage #solavellan #solas #dragonagesolas #garethdavidlloyd #cameo
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Hey WH MORONS, it's called
CLIMATE CHANGE for a reason.
FFS
CLIMATE CHANGE for a reason.
FFS
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hey WH MORONS, it's called
CLIMATE CHANGE for a reason.
FFS
CLIMATE CHANGE for a reason.
FFS
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Call me Gale bc my knees hurt
June 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Call me Gale bc my knees hurt
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Every day, the news keeps getting more unbelievable. Musk breaks 100 laws with no consequences! Trump racing Daytona 500! Plane crash! Your rights are being stripped away! Plane crash! Health insurance is being dismantled! Trump thinks he's god! Plane crash! The world is on fire!
I'm tired
I'm tired
February 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Every day, the news keeps getting more unbelievable. Musk breaks 100 laws with no consequences! Trump racing Daytona 500! Plane crash! Your rights are being stripped away! Plane crash! Health insurance is being dismantled! Trump thinks he's god! Plane crash! The world is on fire!
I'm tired
I'm tired
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Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
February 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Slit throats are red,
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
Mindflayers are blue,
We'd risk it all,
For a Hamster called Boo
No but it's the fact that I haven't played an otome game since I was 16 & it literally took one edit of Sylus to come across my fyp for me to get back into playing them at my now grown ass age of 25. Some things never change I guess 😂
#LoveandDeepSpace
#LoveandDeepSpace
February 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No but it's the fact that I haven't played an otome game since I was 16 & it literally took one edit of Sylus to come across my fyp for me to get back into playing them at my now grown ass age of 25. Some things never change I guess 😂
#LoveandDeepSpace
#LoveandDeepSpace
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The only thing I’m kind of bummed about with not using my first recording, is that Morrigan did the most in character thing the moment I enabled the violence setting for the household
(Cw: violence, blood, guns)
(Cw: violence, blood, guns)
February 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The only thing I’m kind of bummed about with not using my first recording, is that Morrigan did the most in character thing the moment I enabled the violence setting for the household
(Cw: violence, blood, guns)
(Cw: violence, blood, guns)
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FYI all of the viral images government spending that “DOGE HAS UNCOVERED” is actually from www.usaspending.gov a website that Obama signed into law in 2014 that has always been accessible to the public.
USAspending.gov
www.usaspending.gov
February 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
FYI all of the viral images government spending that “DOGE HAS UNCOVERED” is actually from www.usaspending.gov a website that Obama signed into law in 2014 that has always been accessible to the public.
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My camera roll is a gold mine #dragonage
February 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My camera roll is a gold mine #dragonage
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Ask your Christian friends why they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ask your Christian friends why they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
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Biblically accurate solas
February 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Biblically accurate solas
I'll never understand how those who studied the Bible with me during catechism turned into Trump supporters. how did so many end up with the idea that homeless people & children deserve to go hungry & that we shouldn't help the needy. That's a big part of what we learned. Jesus was a socialist lmao🙃
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'll never understand how those who studied the Bible with me during catechism turned into Trump supporters. how did so many end up with the idea that homeless people & children deserve to go hungry & that we shouldn't help the needy. That's a big part of what we learned. Jesus was a socialist lmao🙃
My canon romances:
DAO: Alistair
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Egg
DATV: Neve
My canon romances have changed a lot since the first time I played the series but this seems to be the constant the past few years so this is my canon now.
DAO: Alistair
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Egg
DATV: Neve
My canon romances have changed a lot since the first time I played the series but this seems to be the constant the past few years so this is my canon now.
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My canon romances:
DAO: Alistair
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Egg
DATV: Neve
My canon romances have changed a lot since the first time I played the series but this seems to be the constant the past few years so this is my canon now.
DAO: Alistair
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Egg
DATV: Neve
My canon romances have changed a lot since the first time I played the series but this seems to be the constant the past few years so this is my canon now.
1) Cassandra is bi & her & my fem Lavellan are each other's wives.
2) Warden Amell is made queen after a few years of being Alistair's mistress bc he stops caring so much about formalities, they have one daughter
3) Anders watches Hawke sleep Edward Cullen style whether they're romanced or not
2) Warden Amell is made queen after a few years of being Alistair's mistress bc he stops caring so much about formalities, they have one daughter
3) Anders watches Hawke sleep Edward Cullen style whether they're romanced or not
Over on twt people are celebrating DA being ‘officially’ ours now by canonizing their head canons. So what canon in your thedas today, friends?
I think Sten had a huge crush on the warden 😤
I think Sten had a huge crush on the warden 😤
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
1) Cassandra is bi & her & my fem Lavellan are each other's wives.
2) Warden Amell is made queen after a few years of being Alistair's mistress bc he stops caring so much about formalities, they have one daughter
3) Anders watches Hawke sleep Edward Cullen style whether they're romanced or not
2) Warden Amell is made queen after a few years of being Alistair's mistress bc he stops caring so much about formalities, they have one daughter
3) Anders watches Hawke sleep Edward Cullen style whether they're romanced or not
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January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I am Mexican. My family is Mexican. My grandparents emigrated from Mexico to find a better life and my father was born in America, on land stolen from Mexico.
If you support deportation and believe people can be illegal in a country that is built upon stolen land, I hope you rot.
If you support deportation and believe people can be illegal in a country that is built upon stolen land, I hope you rot.
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am Mexican. My family is Mexican. My grandparents emigrated from Mexico to find a better life and my father was born in America, on land stolen from Mexico.
If you support deportation and believe people can be illegal in a country that is built upon stolen land, I hope you rot.
If you support deportation and believe people can be illegal in a country that is built upon stolen land, I hope you rot.
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I feel like I'm talking into the void half the time here but I've been so obsessed with Greedfall lately & need to scream into the void because Constantine's story alongside De Sardet's is making me want to cry every time I think of it. Whoever wrote it is a menace (in a good way)
January 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel like I'm talking into the void half the time here but I've been so obsessed with Greedfall lately & need to scream into the void because Constantine's story alongside De Sardet's is making me want to cry every time I think of it. Whoever wrote it is a menace (in a good way)