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Explosive diarrhea vs. Montezuma’s revenge
October 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Explosive diarrhea vs. Montezuma’s revenge
Tuberville thinks his time in the Klan militia counts as military service.
October 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Tuberville thinks his time in the Klan militia counts as military service.
She also runs a sperm bank.
October 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
She also runs a sperm bank.
Hope Paxton brought home an STD from one of his affairs.
October 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Hope Paxton brought home an STD from one of his affairs.
Planet Earth would have a better chance of survival if we sent all of the oligarchs like Musk to a nice penal colony on the Sun.
October 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Planet Earth would have a better chance of survival if we sent all of the oligarchs like Musk to a nice penal colony on the Sun.
Donald J Coyote-Stuuuupid Geeeeenius
September 30, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Donald J Coyote-Stuuuupid Geeeeenius
Forgive him Lord, he’s got Schmitt for brains.
September 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Forgive him Lord, he’s got Schmitt for brains.
RFK’s advisory panel will give the Keynote presentation.
September 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
RFK’s advisory panel will give the Keynote presentation.
Somewhere deep in a Russian bunker, Putin is bragging to his sycophants about installing Agent Krasnov as POTUS in 2016.
September 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Somewhere deep in a Russian bunker, Putin is bragging to his sycophants about installing Agent Krasnov as POTUS in 2016.
They’ll get ratings “like no one’s ever seen before” the day that the a-holes in that room can’t wake him up. Watching them decide whether to perform CPR and seeing who draws the short straw to give him the kiss of life will blow the M*A*S*H finale’s ratings away.
September 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
They’ll get ratings “like no one’s ever seen before” the day that the a-holes in that room can’t wake him up. Watching them decide whether to perform CPR and seeing who draws the short straw to give him the kiss of life will blow the M*A*S*H finale’s ratings away.
And deport them all to Iran where they can get the warm welcome they all richly deserve.
September 28, 2026 at 1:23 PM
And deport them all to Iran where they can get the warm welcome they all richly deserve.
He redefines buffoonery on a daily basis.
September 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
He redefines buffoonery on a daily basis.
Some have an epiphany and become better people after having a near-death experience like Scalise. In his case, he just doubled down and became a bigger scumbag.
September 21, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Some have an epiphany and become better people after having a near-death experience like Scalise. In his case, he just doubled down and became a bigger scumbag.
His desperation doesn't smell half as bad as his black light failing couch.
September 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
His desperation doesn't smell half as bad as his black light failing couch.
McConnell letting people watch him suffer in public is a fitting farewell gift from a man who spent his entire career imposing his narrow-minded views, hateful legislation, and vindictive political acts on this country. Karma actually exists at times. No flags at half mast after he passes.
September 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
McConnell letting people watch him suffer in public is a fitting farewell gift from a man who spent his entire career imposing his narrow-minded views, hateful legislation, and vindictive political acts on this country. Karma actually exists at times. No flags at half mast after he passes.
Well at least if he doesn’t report he won’t be able to choke in the playoffs.
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Well at least if he doesn’t report he won’t be able to choke in the playoffs.
Picture shows facial droop compared with resting bitch face
September 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Picture shows facial droop compared with resting bitch face
The planet patiently waits for the day that he doesn’t wake up.
September 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The planet patiently waits for the day that he doesn’t wake up.
Grindr app usage at that convention might take out the mobile networks in Texas.
September 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Grindr app usage at that convention might take out the mobile networks in Texas.
Cruelty is the MAGA cult's aphrodisiac.
September 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Cruelty is the MAGA cult's aphrodisiac.
Has Tapper said one word about Trump falling asleep at every event? Didn’t think so. F Tapper.
September 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Has Tapper said one word about Trump falling asleep at every event? Didn’t think so. F Tapper.
Temu Cornell West
September 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Temu Cornell West
Temu Cornell West
September 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Temu Cornell West
They can rename it the Trump Dead Sea after he passes.
September 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
They can rename it the Trump Dead Sea after he passes.