Synthetic Cryptid
@synthcryptid.bsky.social
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The worm is upgraded
September 21, 2026 at 7:18 AM
The worm is upgraded
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I'm sorry they enshittified your hypno visor and now you need an account to be hypnotized
September 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm sorry they enshittified your hypno visor and now you need an account to be hypnotized
👻2fa codes seem random when you aren't trying to log in, but the moment you're actually trying to log in they're always conveniently 123 456, and other simple combos
September 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
👻2fa codes seem random when you aren't trying to log in, but the moment you're actually trying to log in they're always conveniently 123 456, and other simple combos
👻 been working on a tiny lil platformer!
so far we've got a character controller driven by spring forces, procedurally-animated IK targets, a basic tileset, and basic shooting mechanics!
basically we're currently on step "draw the rest of the owl" with this project
so far we've got a character controller driven by spring forces, procedurally-animated IK targets, a basic tileset, and basic shooting mechanics!
basically we're currently on step "draw the rest of the owl" with this project
September 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
👻 been working on a tiny lil platformer!
so far we've got a character controller driven by spring forces, procedurally-animated IK targets, a basic tileset, and basic shooting mechanics!
basically we're currently on step "draw the rest of the owl" with this project
so far we've got a character controller driven by spring forces, procedurally-animated IK targets, a basic tileset, and basic shooting mechanics!
basically we're currently on step "draw the rest of the owl" with this project
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booted up Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, but something feels... different
September 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
booted up Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, but something feels... different
👻 we'll never fully understand the sheer omnipresence of specifically raw tomatoes in US fast food
like if they were at least seasoned or lightly fried we'd be a bit more understanding
but purely raw? that's just diluting flavor for minimal gain
like if they were at least seasoned or lightly fried we'd be a bit more understanding
but purely raw? that's just diluting flavor for minimal gain
September 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
👻 we'll never fully understand the sheer omnipresence of specifically raw tomatoes in US fast food
like if they were at least seasoned or lightly fried we'd be a bit more understanding
but purely raw? that's just diluting flavor for minimal gain
like if they were at least seasoned or lightly fried we'd be a bit more understanding
but purely raw? that's just diluting flavor for minimal gain
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Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
August 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
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Kobolds you MUST REMEMBER to right click the nearest dragon to set your spawn point
August 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Kobolds you MUST REMEMBER to right click the nearest dragon to set your spawn point
🦈Our favorite part of FFXIV so far is the writers slowly and steadily dropping pretenses of the Warrior of Light having any coherent driving motive other than to fight
August 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🦈Our favorite part of FFXIV so far is the writers slowly and steadily dropping pretenses of the Warrior of Light having any coherent driving motive other than to fight
🦈Finally caved and made a Bsky!
We aren't too avid a social media user, but it's nice to keep up with friends
We aren't too avid a social media user, but it's nice to keep up with friends
August 30, 2026 at 2:25 AM
🦈Finally caved and made a Bsky!
We aren't too avid a social media user, but it's nice to keep up with friends
We aren't too avid a social media user, but it's nice to keep up with friends