Tabby Lavalamp, Duchess of the Oort Cloud
@tabbylavalamp.bsky.social
Bluesky influencer.
Five time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon.
Canadian. Sorry.
Five time Comment of the Week at The Comics Curmudgeon.
Canadian. Sorry.
I just realized that the reason droids in #StarWars are built to feel pain is that once they started getting programmed with sentience they would have eventually demanded rights.
September 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I just realized that the reason droids in #StarWars are built to feel pain is that once they started getting programmed with sentience they would have eventually demanded rights.
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Members of Parliament are back in Ottawa today for a fresh session of clip farming in the House of Commons.
The first order of business?
An omnibus bill that labour leaders warn will weaken Canadian workers’ right to strike, and that environmental groups say will bulldoze nature:
The first order of business?
An omnibus bill that labour leaders warn will weaken Canadian workers’ right to strike, and that environmental groups say will bulldoze nature:
September 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Members of Parliament are back in Ottawa today for a fresh session of clip farming in the House of Commons.
The first order of business?
An omnibus bill that labour leaders warn will weaken Canadian workers’ right to strike, and that environmental groups say will bulldoze nature:
The first order of business?
An omnibus bill that labour leaders warn will weaken Canadian workers’ right to strike, and that environmental groups say will bulldoze nature:
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HAHA and here’s the government house leader introducing this omnibus bill right after the speaker rejected an NDP ask for an emergency debate on airport privatization and after Bill C-5 was rammed through with no study in June.
“We look forward to debate in the House.”
🤪
“We look forward to debate in the House.”
🤪
September 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
HAHA and here’s the government house leader introducing this omnibus bill right after the speaker rejected an NDP ask for an emergency debate on airport privatization and after Bill C-5 was rammed through with no study in June.
“We look forward to debate in the House.”
🤪
“We look forward to debate in the House.”
🤪
Good thing I never signed back up again after Kimmel.
Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Good thing I never signed back up again after Kimmel.
Oh, this is hilarious! What kind of "refugee" takes a quick trip back to the country they fled for fear of their lives? Anyway, I appreciate them for proving what non-propaganda fried brains have been saying all along about the "white genocide" in South Africa.
lol owned
September 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh, this is hilarious! What kind of "refugee" takes a quick trip back to the country they fled for fear of their lives? Anyway, I appreciate them for proving what non-propaganda fried brains have been saying all along about the "white genocide" in South Africa.
If you don't work with electronics corporation to help get your devices to gorge themselves on your data and advertise to you 24/7, the televisions will punish you severely. This is Roku's Basilisk.
September 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If you don't work with electronics corporation to help get your devices to gorge themselves on your data and advertise to you 24/7, the televisions will punish you severely. This is Roku's Basilisk.
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![[guy]: Why is being alive so expensive?
[guy]: I'm not even having a good time](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiegwkr3tarsfnsyahiifch6r6no6xsq4q72t3ivxl7eh6y5uibq3a)
I met my MLA today, the first time that's ever happened for me.
September 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I met my MLA today, the first time that's ever happened for me.
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
September 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
Are the grapes of wrath the mushy ones you come across as you pick at the bunch?
September 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are the grapes of wrath the mushy ones you come across as you pick at the bunch?
And he's going to ride that high into a massive privatization of public assets and going whole hog on natural resources, screw the environment.
Mark Carney officially has the highest approval rating in Canadian history
Mark Carney officially has the highest approval rating in Canadian history
Prime Minister Mark Carney now holds the highest recorded approval rating in Canadian history, achieved earlier this month in a study by Spark Insights.
cultmtl.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
And he's going to ride that high into a massive privatization of public assets and going whole hog on natural resources, screw the environment.
As a Doctor Who fan, my pitch is that television shows can end.
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
'Doctor Who': BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch "Brave" Vision For Show
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
bit.ly
September 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
As a Doctor Who fan, my pitch is that television shows can end.
Good on NBC for saying "identified" instead of the "discovered" that I'm seeing all over Bluesky and on NatGeo considering there are people who were already aware of this cat that may now be in danger from the exotic pet trade.
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
nbcnews.to
September 17, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Good on NBC for saying "identified" instead of the "discovered" that I'm seeing all over Bluesky and on NatGeo considering there are people who were already aware of this cat that may now be in danger from the exotic pet trade.
What's funny is the Vote Blue No Matter Who types who honestly believe that if the Democrats win in November there will be a massive house cleaning and the regime will be stymied.
Statement by House Democratic leadership on the enormous unilateral tariff authority Congress just gave the president. House passed this 262-159 with 58 Democrats supporting, clearly no leadership whipping going on. The Senate version passed 86-11 and Schumer voted yes!
September 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
What's funny is the Vote Blue No Matter Who types who honestly believe that if the Democrats win in November there will be a massive house cleaning and the regime will be stymied.
Phew! So glad we didn't elect the Conservatives! They'd be this but a little worse!
Mark Carney is privatizing airports and allowing foreign investors (mainly American) to buy up the country.
Slashing corporate tax rates and offering up vast amounts of resources for mining and extraction corporations.
The country is for sale. Liberal voters were duped.
Slashing corporate tax rates and offering up vast amounts of resources for mining and extraction corporations.
The country is for sale. Liberal voters were duped.
September 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Phew! So glad we didn't elect the Conservatives! They'd be this but a little worse!
I know we have shops on every corner now but I still want to buy some weed from Clark Connors. #AEWDynamite
September 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I know we have shops on every corner now but I still want to buy some weed from Clark Connors. #AEWDynamite
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skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
This is a fantastic Andrade video package! #AEWDynamite
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is a fantastic Andrade video package! #AEWDynamite
This is why I love wrestling. It can be serious, but it can also be deeply silly and fun. #AEWDynamite
Orange Cassidy tries to catch a ride before Hangman Page caught a clothesline as #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
September 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is why I love wrestling. It can be serious, but it can also be deeply silly and fun. #AEWDynamite
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STOOOORRRRYYY! #AEWDynamite
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
September 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STOOOORRRRYYY! #AEWDynamite
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September 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I want the Roddy and Ishii yearbook photo t-shirts. #AEW #AEWDynamite
September 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I want the Roddy and Ishii yearbook photo t-shirts. #AEW #AEWDynamite
I'm honestly a little surprised that certain sports teams haven't been forced to change their names back to slurs yet.
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm honestly a little surprised that certain sports teams haven't been forced to change their names back to slurs yet.
Fascists are being elected in majority white countries because non-white people are immigrating there and we're supposed to be angry that Palestinians haven't taken kindly to being driven from their homes and forced to live under apartheid?
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Fascists are being elected in majority white countries because non-white people are immigrating there and we're supposed to be angry that Palestinians haven't taken kindly to being driven from their homes and forced to live under apartheid?