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Tabimatic
@tabimatic.bsky.social
🔞 | 🇦🇺 | game dev programmer | certified jokester | artist/composer | wg/fatfur | squeezebox enjoyer 🪗
i may or may not have forgotten for the past few days that my character is indeed a birb, and birbs do have wings 🐦
September 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The belts won't be the only thing buckling
September 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
September 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
It occurs to me now they were wasps and not bees, but this is funnier. Also if I had an iota of creative naming skills it would have been catnip everdeen, not catnap
August 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
*Insert 500th joke about being obsessed with Obsession*(its a good movie!)
July 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
There is no saving, it has already begun
July 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
(flat colour)
July 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
For the record I'm not against restricting social media to young people, there's tons of research into the social problems it causes. However it also can cause good, and that should be on the parents to decide, not the govt, and not in a way you are giving confidential info to unsecure sites
July 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
They also hit the porn sites causing a whole gamut of memes of people using 'different material' because they didn't want to give a porn site their ID. That one I think is more reasonable but also also yeah nah I'm not giving them my ID either lol. There's also just other sites for that
July 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Not sure about other states but I was forced to do it on every platform in my area from 10 Dec last year. Its because of a sweeping ban of all social media for under 16s. That being said there were news articles of like >60%(?) kids still had access because they faked the scans
July 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Thing is, our own banks and phone companies have had massive data leaks of drivers licenses, etc numerous times before. Why they trust/force foreign countries which don't have the same security regulations to store all that info, and (at the time) rush to get it implemented in months is beyond me
July 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It was worse in Australia, the overreach of govt legislature decided all social media needs age verification, so last year you had to give your face or ID to ALL platforms, or have no social media whatsoever. No bluesky, no twitter, no reddit, nothing 😭
July 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
We're in June? I thought it was still March 😭
June 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
'You like privacy and splitting your private consumption and public offerings? Lmao what a novel concept, anyways. Deleted' ☺️
June 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
That's a weird looking 🦈💜
June 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM