@tacocity.bsky.social
It happened. I needed one of the random cords in my box of miscellaneous cords that I was going to recycle. And it has me rethinking everything.
September 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It happened. I needed one of the random cords in my box of miscellaneous cords that I was going to recycle. And it has me rethinking everything.
This woman wont stop calling my work phone asking for cigs and she’s actually my boss now, disclose the brand my liege.
September 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This woman wont stop calling my work phone asking for cigs and she’s actually my boss now, disclose the brand my liege.
Every day my dog is losing his grip on reality and if I werent here to point at him and say “dog” who knows what madness he would descend into
August 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every day my dog is losing his grip on reality and if I werent here to point at him and say “dog” who knows what madness he would descend into
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Going on a trip, I pack my face lotion and hand lotion in separate travel sized containers, they are both labeled. I also forget: pants.
August 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Going on a trip, I pack my face lotion and hand lotion in separate travel sized containers, they are both labeled. I also forget: pants.
I’m in love with the poll workers, and they’re in love with me
August 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I’m in love with the poll workers, and they’re in love with me
Reuniting with my honey today!
July 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Reuniting with my honey today!
Was totally gaslit about grape seed oil today
July 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Was totally gaslit about grape seed oil today
You know whats neat? Dj girlfriend who I get to smooch
July 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
You know whats neat? Dj girlfriend who I get to smooch
Yeah I’ve been deep in that bush today
June 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yeah I’ve been deep in that bush today
I only want to see lesbians in the gym during pride month, dudes can come but they have to be lesbians when they walk through these doors
June 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I only want to see lesbians in the gym during pride month, dudes can come but they have to be lesbians when they walk through these doors
Having a gay little bbq tomorrow with my gay lil polycule, happy pride, we’re guzzling glizzys and mixies
June 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Having a gay little bbq tomorrow with my gay lil polycule, happy pride, we’re guzzling glizzys and mixies
Stuck behind a train that only has to move one car length to not be in the way of the road, but its not moving at all and hasnt for 20 minutes. Someone end it please.
May 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Stuck behind a train that only has to move one car length to not be in the way of the road, but its not moving at all and hasnt for 20 minutes. Someone end it please.
The onslaught of life events torpedoing in my general direction today is insane
May 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The onslaught of life events torpedoing in my general direction today is insane
Tooting at the pump call it double gassing
May 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Tooting at the pump call it double gassing
Invent a chest I can only open when I’m drunk, and it contains cigarettes and cosmic browniee
April 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Invent a chest I can only open when I’m drunk, and it contains cigarettes and cosmic browniee
Whats my Saturday plans with a sprained ankle? Take stimulant drugs and do a 2000 piece puzzle.
April 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Whats my Saturday plans with a sprained ankle? Take stimulant drugs and do a 2000 piece puzzle.
Do you ever want chocolate chip cookie so bad you could weep
March 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Do you ever want chocolate chip cookie so bad you could weep
I will never live a life where I feel shame for eating a plate of chicken tenders and ranch after the bar. For this is the body of christ and I am blessed
March 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I will never live a life where I feel shame for eating a plate of chicken tenders and ranch after the bar. For this is the body of christ and I am blessed