Tahj
@tahjhebert.bsky.social
hot and sleepy dirtbag cosmopolitan who knows better
would you believe I have a podcast and a very active letterboxd?
would you believe I have a podcast and a very active letterboxd?
Currently fielding recs for ppls favorite quarter life crisis movies
September 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Currently fielding recs for ppls favorite quarter life crisis movies
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that's right, Seijun Suzuki
September 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
that's right, Seijun Suzuki
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😂 That's exactly how I feel
September 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
😂 That's exactly how I feel
Getting up like Evan Hanson
September 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Getting up like Evan Hanson
I'm in school again for the first time since genAI became a thing and the fear of God is in me when it comes to being accused of using it to write papers
September 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm in school again for the first time since genAI became a thing and the fear of God is in me when it comes to being accused of using it to write papers
"closer" by NiN but instead of "I want to fuck you like an animal" it's "I want to eat you like a Danimal" and the song is called Yogurt
August 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"closer" by NiN but instead of "I want to fuck you like an animal" it's "I want to eat you like a Danimal" and the song is called Yogurt
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Editing my pod, cranking my hog <3
August 27, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Editing my pod, cranking my hog <3
Is it more cringe to open twitter or bluesky after sex?
August 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Is it more cringe to open twitter or bluesky after sex?
I don't know who the latest teen heartthrob is. I didn't know who the hottest teen heartthrob was when I was a teen. But I can tell you who was making my teen heart throb:
August 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I don't know who the latest teen heartthrob is. I didn't know who the hottest teen heartthrob was when I was a teen. But I can tell you who was making my teen heart throb:
I was such a compulsive tweeter 2020-2022 and I really forgot how silly it is to in effect be writing tweets for the one or two people who will actually see them (thanks for looking at my posts babe 💋)
August 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I was such a compulsive tweeter 2020-2022 and I really forgot how silly it is to in effect be writing tweets for the one or two people who will actually see them (thanks for looking at my posts babe 💋)
I'm fucking the task man for tasks (I'm the task man and I can't stop making to do lists)
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I'm fucking the task man for tasks (I'm the task man and I can't stop making to do lists)
I miss taking the bus so much but it's biking season so I haven't been on a bus in at least a month and a half ):
August 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I miss taking the bus so much but it's biking season so I haven't been on a bus in at least a month and a half ):
Watching ep 1 of Newsroom & I am both repulsed & deeply seduced by Aaron Sorkin's trademark liberal posturing of a road to a noble America, but mostly I want so badly to be running around a newsroom lmao
August 24, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Watching ep 1 of Newsroom & I am both repulsed & deeply seduced by Aaron Sorkin's trademark liberal posturing of a road to a noble America, but mostly I want so badly to be running around a newsroom lmao
For these reasons I think lars von trier has never had good sex and and I think he's a loser
Lars Von Trier thinks people are evil and has no idea how "sensation seeking" could possibly coexist with a belief that humanity is ultimately good, or how "seeking sensations" could be routed in trust and safety and therefore thinks transgressive sexuality is the most shocking thing you can depict
Lars Von Trier would have a brain aneurysm if he knew what I was doing while being a perfectly well adjusted and happy young woman who "loves sensation"
August 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
For these reasons I think lars von trier has never had good sex and and I think he's a loser
Lars Von Trier thinks people are evil and has no idea how "sensation seeking" could possibly coexist with a belief that humanity is ultimately good, or how "seeking sensations" could be routed in trust and safety and therefore thinks transgressive sexuality is the most shocking thing you can depict
Lars Von Trier would have a brain aneurysm if he knew what I was doing while being a perfectly well adjusted and happy young woman who "loves sensation"
August 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Lars Von Trier thinks people are evil and has no idea how "sensation seeking" could possibly coexist with a belief that humanity is ultimately good, or how "seeking sensations" could be routed in trust and safety and therefore thinks transgressive sexuality is the most shocking thing you can depict
Lars Von Trier would have a brain aneurysm if he knew what I was doing while being a perfectly well adjusted and happy young woman who "loves sensation"
August 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Lars Von Trier would have a brain aneurysm if he knew what I was doing while being a perfectly well adjusted and happy young woman who "loves sensation"
y'all aren't prepared for how much stuff I'm gonna get done this evening
August 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
y'all aren't prepared for how much stuff I'm gonna get done this evening
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Remembering GENE RODDENBERRY — born 105yrs ago today — the man of course behind everything STAR TREK.
August 19, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Remembering GENE RODDENBERRY — born 105yrs ago today — the man of course behind everything STAR TREK.
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EXCLUSIVE: Sources say that Bugs Bunny will bow out of promotional activities for Coyote vs. Acme as blackface photos from 1943 resurface.
August 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Sources say that Bugs Bunny will bow out of promotional activities for Coyote vs. Acme as blackface photos from 1943 resurface.
everyday i think about getting an a-lister subscription i will never use (again)
August 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
everyday i think about getting an a-lister subscription i will never use (again)
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Announcing…. MUSCLEFEST, a four-night showcase featuring sneak previews and premieres with filmmaker guests running September 3 to September 6 at the Roxy Cinema in NYC.
Tickets available very soon at:
www.roxycinemanewyork.com
Tickets available very soon at:
www.roxycinemanewyork.com
August 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Announcing…. MUSCLEFEST, a four-night showcase featuring sneak previews and premieres with filmmaker guests running September 3 to September 6 at the Roxy Cinema in NYC.
Tickets available very soon at:
www.roxycinemanewyork.com
Tickets available very soon at:
www.roxycinemanewyork.com
How do ppl become projectionists???
August 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
How do ppl become projectionists???
I have never believed that "healing your inner child" involves any amount of consumerism. And yet....
I really think I would be better if I got an American Girl Doll
I really think I would be better if I got an American Girl Doll
August 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I have never believed that "healing your inner child" involves any amount of consumerism. And yet....
I really think I would be better if I got an American Girl Doll
I really think I would be better if I got an American Girl Doll