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Tim
@tallswimmer.bsky.social
Swimming, Skiing, Wisconsin Badgers. Structural Engineer by day, Swim Coach by night.
So can we fire Fickell today?
September 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
How much more of this before we can #firefickell?
September 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Jason was right, it’s Shawshank.
August 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Cried when we got this the first time, crying at my desk again now.
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
August 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Thanks for all the books for my kids (and the music too). 💔

Dolly was a fuckin real one, man.
August 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Maybe the only thing the Badgers will win all year 😬
THE BIGGEST BEEFY BOYS - Heaviest FBS teams by average roster weight. 🥩
August 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Love a good summer thunderstorm.
August 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
So um, 23 🐍’s in this is about 25 🐍’s right? Is this an Easter egg or am I just grasping at straws (that are snakes?)
August 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I need a @homefield.bsky.social version of my favorite Badger shirt to replace my 25 year old bootleg 🤣
August 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Grilled Peaches and Ice Cream FTW
August 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Chinese takeout menu
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?

A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
August 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Am I wrong to worry about Hong’s general election electability for this primary vote? Crowley seems fine, I guess, and I want to believe we can do better, but I have lost a lot of faith in other humans to vote for more rather than same or worse.
August 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My 12yo loves checking out random board games from the library. This week’s selection is Twilight of the Gods and lo and behold I spy @chriswarcraft.bsky.social in the credits!
July 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Laughted out loud when I saw the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social run time this morning.
July 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Reposted by Tim
This article perfectly sums up why I'm still a techno-optimist and also a AI hater. Thanks @aftermath.site and specifically Gita Jackson for this.

aftermath.site/anthropic-cl...
The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being Exploited
Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists.
aftermath.site
July 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
So glad my mayor @lukediaz.bsky.social led the charge to #DeFlock Verona, and that more communities are following suit. This is a huge civil liberties and constitutional nightmare.
July 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Welp
July 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
USA!
July 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Nothing says “USA” like shooting off professional grade fireworks in a small neighborhood til after midnight and leaving your shrapnel all over your neighbor’s yards and roofs. This is just what I didn’t hit with the lawnmower this morning 🙄
July 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Love having neighbors who are thousands-of-dollars-worth-of-mortar-shell fireworks people. Currently hiding in the basement with Maple who can’t stop shaking.
July 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just finished Dungeon Crawler Carl (all 8 of em) in about 6 weeks. Now what will I do with every second of my day? Work? Care for my family? Ugh…

A lot of fantasy series start to drag the deeper you get (looking at you, Wheel of Time, ASOIAF) but this really ripped to the end.
June 29, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Shared the pool with Michael Phelps.
Who is the best athlete relative to their sport you saw play live?

I'm gonna say Mia Hamm at the 1996 Olympics.
June 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Today in college sports news:

- Our 205th discussion of how good Metal Gear is for your brain
- If Texas Tech's QB doesn't play football he will explode
- Cody Campbell no one likes you
Metal Gear Sorsby 4: Guns Up
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · June 10 · 1h 21m
podcasts.apple.com
June 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
It absolutely kills me that hacksacks are back. I have flashbacks from the 90’s going to the kiosk in the mall to buy one, working a hole in it to remove some beads and soften it up, then sewing it back together.

I told all this to a teen this week and they looked at me like I had two heads.
June 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I hate this game so much. The things we do for our kids.
June 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM