Tallulah Fuknuts
banner
tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social
Tallulah Fuknuts
@tallulahfuknuts.bsky.social
Dunno if I wanna pigeonhole myself yet 🤔 Pinned post paints a picture in meantime. I'm a slightly sweary Scottish Sapiosexual that likes to laugh & have her interest piqued. No Bawbaggery or Smugfuckery please.
Pinned
Aaah, so I'm a choosy bint, sporadic in my social media, love a laugh, an occasional political rant, get all sapiosexual over smart, sarky science types etc, never gave a toss about likes or followers BUT just girly whooped aloud over this! 🤭 It's ok, alone at mo, nobody heard. Cool retained..ish 🤫
Starting to see that Gavin Newsom having been married to crazy MAGA bint Kimberly Shoutymouth isn't that surprising after all...

He's a collaborator
September 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
*Tentatively lets faith in humanity consider returning*
When you’ve lost white people in Florida.
September 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
September 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This Best TV shows thing is gonna drive me insane 🤣 Not just Ted Lasso, keep thinkin of shows I want to add to the list! Glad I got some fav French stuff mentioned but there's the sublime Mr Inbetween from Australia too! Sooooo many! 🤯
The Top 10 shows of the 21stC is 😖! Did first 10 that I miss but I love SO many! Better Things, Fleabag, Californication, Halt & Catch Fire (Toby Huss 😍) Yellowstone, Happy Valley, Spiral, Gomorra, Braquo, GOT, Band of Brothers, Supernatural, It's A Sin, After Life, Brooklyn-9-9, Outlander, Grey's 😋
September 22, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Despicable, jail the head of the ICE snake Stephen Miller ASAP & stop these vile & cruel human rights abuses of innocent people immediately! Then jail all those that have indulged, no, perpetrated & profited from this racist hellishness! ALL of them! ✊️

Reunite the families they've broken 🤬
September 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Ted Lasso FFS! 🤣
The Top 10 shows of the 21stC is 😖! Did first 10 that I miss but I love SO many! Better Things, Fleabag, Californication, Halt & Catch Fire (Toby Huss 😍) Yellowstone, Happy Valley, Spiral, Gomorra, Braquo, GOT, Band of Brothers, Supernatural, It's A Sin, After Life, Brooklyn-9-9, Outlander, Grey's 😋
September 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Been enraged since seein those poor guys on CH4 News tonight that had been forcibly removed from USA & dumped in Liberia! No crime committed, hard working, tax paying guys TAKEN from their immigration appts & deported to a country they'd never heard of! 🤬
No Miller type hatred here 🙏
More of this👇❤️
Here in the UK I have volunteered at an ‘asylum hotel’ for the last 2 years. I have never felt frightened or at risk when I enter. I take extra foods as just short of £10 can’t feed anyone in this country. I take donated clothes & books. I offer health advice and a listening ear.
September 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Spot on
News wasn’t “fake” until the President was.
September 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Fuckin THIS!!! 👇

I'm sick of being conned/trapped into renting stuff instead of just owning it.

We live in a Scamocracy
September 21, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional.

This is the first suit of its kind.

19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
19thnews.org
September 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Is the hypocritical shamelessness of these republicans historically unprecedented?

Or is it just cos we have the receipts about them on video?

Regardless, we know they knew & we won't forget it..
September 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The guy at the start was enough to brighten my day! 😂
It’s the little things
September 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Is this real? Did they move April Fool's Day? 😲

Did Natalie actually type out this deranged 𝗱̶𝗶̶𝗰̶𝘁̶𝗮̶𝘁̶𝗼̶𝗿̶ dick-deficient imbecile's rantings?

So is this Trump's plan to suppress the American people further? Snipers? Jeez, I thought the memo to prisons about bringing back firing squads was batshit 🤯
September 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
September 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
👇👇👇👇
September 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I luv Mark Carney ❤️🤭😂
September 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
Cartoon by Nick Anderson
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
It's weirdly comforting to know that even in a country where vast swathes of people have been hoodwinked into believing the likes of Trump is on their side 🤯

That the act of speaking out loud has, in terms of popularity, shown that JD Vance is the human equivalent of a turd in a swimming pool 🤭🤣
This is hilarious. 😂 😂
September 19, 2026 at 12:01 PM
This is why I love @fesshole.bsky.social

It's worth trawling through some of the detritus shared by the lonely, the manky, the woeful & the inane.. just to find this kind of absolute gold in the replies! 👌

Love it! 😍😂
September 19, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
i need to know what happened
September 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Mon the Peacemaker! ✊

Cena's vid here defining true Patriotism applies just as much here in the UK as the US

So love your neighbour & fuck the #Trump & #Farage divisive bullshit, they only push it to keep you distracted from their scams 🤬

youtube.com/shorts/cLYDv...
John Cena SLAMS MAGA and Trump in PSA Video #johncena #trump #democrat
YouTube video by Celebs AgainstTrump
youtube.com
September 19, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I've just seen this new converse ad

What kinda despicable racist hood-wearing Klanfuckery shit is THIS supposed to be??

Did Robert Kraft arrange this to take the heat off him?

Heads need to roll!! 🤯🤬
September 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
And this week's Unexpected Phrase Award goes to...
Todd Chrisley! 🏆

For the timeless comment to his former classmates..

"𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙠𝙣𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪"

🤯🤭🤣

youtube.com/shorts/3qMFo...
Todd Chrisley had TIME for his former classmate using racial slur against his family
YouTube video by Don Lemon
youtube.com
September 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Wow! #Science 😍
ICYMI - A genetically modified pig kidney kept a man off dialysis for nine months before a successful human kidney transplant, according to a world-first report in The Lancet.

Read now: spkl.io/633257r8p1
September 18, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Reposted by Tallulah Fuknuts
I'd never heard this term before today:
September 18, 2026 at 11:09 AM