Tamortsa
@tamortsa.bsky.social
Here to laugh at conspiracy theorists and their wacky shenanigans.
Coming to you live from Canberra, home of... ah, something interesting I'm sure!
Coming to you live from Canberra, home of... ah, something interesting I'm sure!
"They're taking our jobs!!! Ew, not those jobs..."
Meat industry faces worker shortage after visa policy changes
This abattoir wants to hire 60 people but just one Australian applied
Plans to reopen a major West Australian abattoir are on ice after recent changes to visa processing priorities because it cannot attract local workers.
www.abc.net.au
September 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
"They're taking our jobs!!! Ew, not those jobs..."
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July 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
So they DO support gender affirming care!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
Hegseth unveils plan to screen troops for low testosterone
Under the policy US troops will be offered the chance to undergo testosterone replacement therapy.
www.abc.net.au
July 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
So they DO support gender affirming care!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
...and coming up after the break, scientists say water is wet, and have determined that bears do in fact defecate in the woods. And in our celebrity gossip segment, Phil discusses the shocking relevation on the Pope's religion...
Judge rules Donanld Trump's settlement with IRS tried to 'manipulate the judicial process'
Trump's IRS settlement tried to 'manipulate' court, judge says
US President Donald Trump's lawsuit against his own government over leaked tax records was an unparalleled exercise in self-dealing, a US judge says in a scathing ruling.
www.abc.net.au
July 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
...and coming up after the break, scientists say water is wet, and have determined that bears do in fact defecate in the woods. And in our celebrity gossip segment, Phil discusses the shocking relevation on the Pope's religion...
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Never change, boys. Never change.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
ARIA winner TISM causes $18,000 in damage to Sydney Opera House
The anarchic, ARIA-winning group has been hit with a hefty fine by the Sydney Opera House before its first national tour in more than 30 years.
www.abc.net.au
May 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Never change, boys. Never change.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
Woop woop! Flying high tonight!
May 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Woop woop! Flying high tonight!
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Donald Trump received some honest feedback via a fortune cookie yesterday, at a special banquet held in his honour in China.
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/
May 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Donald Trump received some honest feedback via a fortune cookie yesterday, at a special banquet held in his honour in China.
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/
Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/
They are trying to push LLMs (they are not 'intelligence') on me at work. I have yet to find a use for them that saves actual time.
Weird that so many people resist a technology that promises to ruin the environment, steal your data, ruin art and make you unemployed. Buncha luddites.
May 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
They are trying to push LLMs (they are not 'intelligence') on me at work. I have yet to find a use for them that saves actual time.
1980's aura farming
Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, and Liam Neeson on the set of Excalibur by John Boorman (1981)
April 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
1980's aura farming
Amazing
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
April 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Amazing
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OMFG. We've won two games in a row. Round 3 and its our best season in 5 years! We are in the 8.
Look, I'm not booking September flights to Melbourne just yet, but maybe there'll be less tears this year... #westcoasteagles #wce
Look, I'm not booking September flights to Melbourne just yet, but maybe there'll be less tears this year... #westcoasteagles #wce
March 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
OMFG. We've won two games in a row. Round 3 and its our best season in 5 years! We are in the 8.
Look, I'm not booking September flights to Melbourne just yet, but maybe there'll be less tears this year... #westcoasteagles #wce
Look, I'm not booking September flights to Melbourne just yet, but maybe there'll be less tears this year... #westcoasteagles #wce
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Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…
March 16, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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#canberra coppers shut down "Dissent bar", a gathering for anti-genocide activists because some cunt complained about this artwork;
#australia #palestine #fascism #turdreich
(More art of neo- #nazis here) […]
[Original post on infosec.exchange]
#australia #palestine #fascism #turdreich
(More art of neo- #nazis here) […]
[Original post on infosec.exchange]
February 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
#canberra coppers shut down "Dissent bar", a gathering for anti-genocide activists because some cunt complained about this artwork;
#australia #palestine #fascism #turdreich
(More art of neo- #nazis here) […]
[Original post on infosec.exchange]
#australia #palestine #fascism #turdreich
(More art of neo- #nazis here) […]
[Original post on infosec.exchange]
Fucking ridiculous. Clearly satirical use, and gonna get thrown out before any charges get laid...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Bar declared crime scene as ACT police seize 'clearly satirical' posters under new hate laws
Police have seized five posters on display in the window of a Canberra bar, declaring a "crime scene" while they investigate the artworks under new Commonwealth hate laws.
www.abc.net.au
February 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Fucking ridiculous. Clearly satirical use, and gonna get thrown out before any charges get laid...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
I love a good Downfall meme!
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I love a good Downfall meme!
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A small but significant sign that the MN fiasco is hurting the administration: the week's top posts on r/conspiracy, which has huge traffic and has been rabidly pro-Trump, are anti-ICE and pro-Alex Pretti. This is the most upvoted post of the week:
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
A small but significant sign that the MN fiasco is hurting the administration: the week's top posts on r/conspiracy, which has huge traffic and has been rabidly pro-Trump, are anti-ICE and pro-Alex Pretti. This is the most upvoted post of the week:
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“We know Mr Trump is looking to take over a cold, remote, largely uninhabited island. Here’s a chance to snap up two,” a spokesperson for the deal said.
Read more:
theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/a...
Read more:
theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/a...
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“We know Mr Trump is looking to take over a cold, remote, largely uninhabited island. Here’s a chance to snap up two,” a spokesperson for the deal said.
Read more:
theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/a...
Read more:
theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/a...
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Just watched the movie Civil War (2024). Based on the ending and the current situation for my friends over the Pacific, seems like a good fucking idea...
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Just watched the movie Civil War (2024). Based on the ending and the current situation for my friends over the Pacific, seems like a good fucking idea...
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.